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Title: Mamma Mia! - my review
Source: Me
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jul 19, 2008
Author: Me, Me, Me
Post Date: 2008-07-19 08:41:52 by a vast rightwing conspirator
Keywords: None
Views: 335
Comments: 15

I believe it's one of the greatest movies ever made. You got these 3 aging yentas - aging like in semi-decomposed - literally murdering ABBA's music. I LOVE ABBA and watching and listening to a 90-year old on steroids and in high heels belching 'Dancing Queen (she's only 17)'... holy geriatric mermaids!!! Meryl Streep should be so proud of herself, displaying the musical talent of an elephant and the dancing grace of a cow.

And, to everyone's delight, especially of those great parents taking their little daughter to this great show, there ARE lots of family values being promoted here. Let's enumerate some:

- Merryl Streep graphically showing how a power drill can easily replace a man's... you know what.
- One of the yentas, the ugliest one, grabbing a black kid (teenage?) and screaming in delight about it.
- Meryl's daughter has THREE dads, and loving it.
- On the last minute of her wedding ceremony, she and her to-be groom deciding that... marriage-shmarriage... forget about it... let's go on a cruise!!! - Same daughter, approvingly telling her mom something like... "mother, I don't care if you banged hundreds of men, you're still my mommy".
- Meryl's daughter and her 2 teenage-like girlfriends reading the delightful page of her mother's diary, describing how she was banged by 3 different guys within the space of a night or 2.
- Another old, ugly yenta practically raping one of the middle-aged suspected daddies because, apparently, she was having an itch. - The 3 yentas keeping themselves youthful and energetic by means of some home remedy made with donkey sperm.
- Defining fatherhood as the outcome of an ejaculation.
- One of the 3 possible daddies turning out to be a homo - we see his tattooed buttcheeks more than once - finding happiness and, apparently, a one-night stand at the same time Meryl's daughter happily decides that marriage is not something she should bother with.

I am so glad that this movie was made because it is a great thing at giving everyone the needed moral direction. All parents should be encouraged to take their kids and discuss the great message this great work of art.

Giving the powerful message this movie conveys, PC-13 is much too timid a rating. It suggest a G or maybe a K (as in 'kindergarten') so that all kids can develop a taste for sexual promiscuity, overall moral relativism and mindless hedonism at an early age because... it's never too early for kids to learn the facts of life from their very wise elders.

The movie is highly suited for a Blu-ray release because we need all the high visual resolution we can afford and the finest sound reproduction for this jewel of work of artistic accomplishment.

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#1. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

oh my...you didn't take your kids, did you?

christine  posted on  2008-07-19   9:14:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#1)

Sadly, we had a choice between this and 'The Dark Knight' at the drive-in movie's 2-screens. We thought that TDK was maybe not well-suited for kids so we went the ABBA-way. As a former ABBA fan, I could not imagine anything THIS ugly in an ABBA-inspired movie. I plea guilty for not doing my homework.

Well, I asked the kids of their impressions and... I was glad to hear that they found it boring and uninteresting. I guess middle-aged women in spandex and high heels promoting sexual promiscuity for all are hard to be accepted as role models.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2008-07-19   9:30:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#2)

i'm a huge ABBA fan too. my question is, did they endorse this travesty?

christine  posted on  2008-07-19   9:34:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine (#3)

Sadly... Björn Ulvaeus is one of the producers. I know this because I too could not believe that the ABBA's were involved in this in any way and I took the time to watch the end-credits.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2008-07-19   9:47:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#3)

--

ABBA - Mamma Mia, Pricilla, Queen of the Desert

This movie from Australia is one I always thought did Abba justice. ;-)


"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-07-19   10:02:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Your little, narrow, tiny whiny mind disappears when you turn sideways and it's two dimensional nature becomes physically apparent, yes?

Of course it does.


"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-07-19   10:11:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Forwarding to sheeple wife, not that it will penetrate.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2008-07-19   10:13:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#2)

You are a cruel parent. Your kids could have seen Dark Knight. Unbelievable.

Old Friend  posted on  2008-07-19   10:30:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Jethro Tull (#7)

Forwarding to sheeple wife, not that it will penetrate.

FOFLOL!

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-07-19   10:35:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#3)

i'm a huge ABBA fan too. my question is, did they endorse this travesty?

Most europeans, like with more and more AmeriKans, have no mooring in decency.

So don't be surprised! I'm not! ;-)

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-07-19   10:37:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Now, now, you're going to be blasted by people now for not liking the movie.

Your indoctrination is not yet complete. You must worship what the PC crowd tells you to worship or else!

Living your life your own way and having your own set of standards is not to be tolerated in the 21st Century!

"A leader, for a change." - Jimmy Carter, 1976 campaign slogan. Sound familiar? Here it comes again!

mirage  posted on  2008-07-19   10:59:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Even my wife, who is the biggest Celine Dion and Sex in the City fan ever, refuses to watch this movie.

In a way, porn is more wholesome, because they don't try to make it look anything else. Porn people don't try to make it look any different or fool you. It is what it is, whereas in Mamma Mia, they try to make it look fun and light hearted; Oh, that wacky family! What are ya gonna do?? I think lots of kids all over the country are heartbroken and messed up because they don't know who their real dad is and that their mom sleeps around and is a whore.

echo5sierra  posted on  2008-07-19   11:57:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Brutal.

Thanks for watching, so we don't have to.

Lod  posted on  2008-07-19   12:46:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Old Friend (#8)

Your kids could have seen Dark Knight.

...IF you could get tickets...already obliterating box office records right and left. Sold out. Everywhere.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2008-07-19   14:33:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Ferret Mike (#5)

Terence Stamp became one of my fave international villains in his 1965 film The Collector, and then again in 1988 in Alien Nation and 1999 in The Limey.

I was surprised to see him in drag in Priscilla, but, it worked. He has accomplished (what I presume was) his goal to prove that he can do anything as an actor.

He was also truly "the general you love to hate" in Superman as General Zod.

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Jean Shrimpton and Terence Stamp at Cannes (1965)

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2008-07-19   15:56:05 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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