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Religion See other Religion Articles Title: YOU WON"T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.... I was on my way back from the store and waiting at a stoplight and next to me was a brand spanking new champagne colored FLEETWOOD DISCOVERY RV (Starting at $200,760*) with a tow bar pulling a late model champagne colored FORD EXPLORER, and they both had Delaware vanity plates. The RV plate was "PRAIZ HM" and the EXPLORER's WAS "PRAZ HM" The RV had a Club Lazydays plate on the back. So, at a time when fuel prices are forcing trucking and delivery companies and airlines under and America is teetering on the brink of things too terrible to contemplate, we have at least "friend o' GAWD" out there whose faith is unshakable. Yep, GAWD Almighty helped him accrue all that wealth (He sent an angel in the middle of the night who said, Invest in private prisons for profit!" and, he did!) and, he's determined to reap the bountiful harvest of that faith. And, to let us sinners know that it pays to publicly praise him from who all blessings flow! I just hope that he isn't the only one to show up at a CLub Lazydays RV site. Most folks may be too ashamed of such an ostentatious display of wealth and fuel gluttony at a time like this. But, then again, most aren't shielded by the cross, the sword and the Arm Of The Lord!
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#11. To: HOUNDDAWG (#0)
You should have flagged him down and gave a "love offering" of 10 gallons, he might have gave you a "special" Holy Air Freshener from the Promised Land:
Funny! Five gallons says that he believes that "The Jewes are GAWD's Chosen PEEPUL!" and we should defend Israel with the last drop of American blood!
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