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Title: Tap dancing lessons
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Published: Sep 2, 2008
Author: Richard
Post Date: 2008-09-02 22:45:24 by richard9151
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Views: 87
Comments: 2

Well, I guess there are none where I live.

Tap dancing lessons, that is.

At least, I don´t think so.

But it really does not matter.

I found out that I know how to tap dance!

Not hard to do at all!!

You just need some, like, encouragement.

So, the dogs needed water.

HOLD ON!

This is not off point! I said you just need some encouragement!

So, AS I WAS SAYING, the dogs needed some water.

They use one of those double dishes.

For their water, that is.

6 dogs.

Lot of water.

Go figure.

And then the dogs dirty it up even if they don´t drink it!

They do... really!

They play in it as well as drink it!

So I change it often...... the water that is, not the dish, twice a day at least!

Time to change the water, and clean the dish

I leaned over and picked it up

You know, one of those double plastic water dishes for dogs

Got holes in the end for your fingers so it does not slip and you spill it!

Loved having my fingers under that hummer after I had it up high enough to see the floor...

UNDER IT!!!

Danged Scorpian!!

Sitting there like he owned the floor or something!

That..... was when I learned that I already knew how to tap dance!!

CAUSE I TAP DANCED ALL OVER THAT SUCKERS HEAD I DID!!

Not to mention other parts of his body!

Didn't work out that well.

The tap dancing was fine! No problemo!! DID THE JOB!!

But remember that water dish?

The one that was still, like, half full of water?

Did I mention that the water dish was sitting right between the counter and the dining room table?

The dining room table... where my wife and a couple of others were eating?

Did I happen to mention that the water dish, you know, the dog's water dish, that started all of this, still had water in it? I did? Oh, sorry....

Have you ever changed a dog's water, and saw how slimy the water gets?

Have you ever watched someone tap dance..... and did you happen to notice what they do with their..... hands?

Now, I want you to imagine that one of those hands has a dog's water dish that is half full of slimed water....

Past that point, I will permit you to fill in the rest of the story.

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Get out the Clorox and paper towels!!

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schutzenseitunt (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2008-09-02   23:36:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: X-15 (#1)

Get out the Clorox and paper towels!!

LOL! Good advice! And by the way, its basically a true story!

When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest. ++++++++++ Attention, Shrub; A life of evil is ultimately a life of wretchedness.

richard9151  posted on  2008-09-03   1:09:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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