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(s)Elections See other (s)Elections Articles Title: The real story of how the Vice President was Picked The actual truth, told once again by Tet. This is how the story goes. On August 1st John McCrazy offers Mike Huckabee the number two spot on the ticket and Huckabee tells Johnboy to drop dead. On August 2nd McCrazy offers Mitt Romney the number two spot only to be told that Joseph Smith personally came back and told Mitt not to do it. August 3rd was a Sunday and the mighty Johnboy rested. August 4th Arnold the terminator Schwarzenegger was offered the number two spot and had to hand Johnboy a copy of the Constitution, which apparently McCrazy had never seen before. On August 5th McCrazy was going to call Joseph Lieberman only to have his staff tell him that polls show that 99% of republicans still consider the Israeli insider to be a democrat. McCrazy was still undaunted and was determined to find a qualified VP and on August 6th he called Rudy Giuliani to see if he would partner up. Rudy told McCrazy that he'd go out with him, but didn't think they should partner up considering Johnboy was married. On August 7th the head strong maverick Johnboy called the Kansas Senator Sam Brownback to see if he'd help out only to be told that Sam was already dating Rudy. Still undaunted the United States Senates only Ace Fighter Pilot, (hey McCrazy did down 5 planes, unfortunately he happened to be piloting all of them at the time) called Jim Gilmore the former governor of Virginia. Mr. Gilmore told our feisty Senator from the hotter than hell state of Arizona that if the United States of America wasn't going to capture Ossama Been Somewhere Hiding, that he was going to have to try to capture him alone and turned down Johnboys request. On August 9th John McCrazy from one of his many homes, most of which are on the planet Earth called the former Senator, the former movie star, the former presidential candidate, the former lawyer, the former drug addict Fred Thompson only to be told that Fred was going to pursue a career as a former NASCAR racer. On August 9th our soon to be President John was too hung-over from drinking all night to call anyone and on August 10th McCrazy rested because it was Sunday. On August 11th our mighty warrior McPrisoner called Representative Tom Tancredo only to be told that Tom was too busy evolving. On August 12th McCrazy called Representative Duncan Hunter only to be told that those convicted of a Federal Crime couldn't be VP, August 13th he called Tommy Thompson, former Governor of Wisconsin. August 14th he called Hugh Cort, August 15th he called Jerry Ralph Curry, and on August 16th he called Susan Ducey. On August 17th he rested. On August 18th he calls Cap Fendig and on August 19th he called David Furniss. On August 20th the still undaunted McSter called Dan Gilbert, Alan Keyes, Dr. Mark Klein, William Koenig and James Mitchell only to be told they were too busy watching the Olympics. On August 21st Johnboy called Launeil Sanders, Dr. Jack Shepard, Michael Charles Smith and Richard Michael Smith only to be asked if McCrazy really was Crazy. On August 22nd Senator Sinister called Newt Gingrich, who referred McCrazy to Senator Chuck Hagel, who mentioned former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist who thought John should call Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney who was too busy blowing shit up to take the call. This lasted all the way until August 27th and Senator McCrazy called George Allen, who had him call Condoleezza Rice, who thought he should call Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina who once again told McLoser to drop dead. This lasted all the way until August 30th when he decided to call Alaska Senator Stevens who referred him to his mistress Sarah Palin who needed to leave Alaska for a while and decided to take the job. Peace.
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#1. To: angle, Tet, very clever amusing read (#0)
well done, Tet. thanks for posting, angle.
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