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Title: Examining 101 Strange Beliefs and Practices of Jehovas Wittness's
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watchthetower.com
URL Source: http://www.watchthetower.com/
Published: Sep 12, 2008
Author: Compiled by Paul & Pat Blizard
Post Date: 2008-09-12 23:58:41 by Old Friend
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Comments: 37
Of all items listed, only three have been discontinued. (highlighted in Yellow) All are listed, however, to show the absurdity of Watchtower rules and the absolute control leadership has over the lives of members once they join. 1. God is not a Trinity; the doctrine is inspired by the Devil 2. Jesus is not to be worshiped or prayed to-he is only an angel (a.k.a. Michael the archangel) 3. Jesus Christ is a "created being," who at one time did not exist 4. The Holy Spirit is not a person but is "God's active force" i.e. gravity, electricity etc. 5. Heaven is hope only for select Jehovah's Witnesses. The majority of JWs hope to live on "paradise earth" 6. Heaven is limited only to 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses.There are only 9,105 alive today (2006 figures) 7. Jehovah's Witnesses are the only "true Christians." All churches and denominations are considered "false religion" 8. There is no Hell or eternal judgment ("Hell" is simply the grave) 9. There is no life after death except for the 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses 10. Salvation is earned only by being a loyal Jehovah's Witness 11. Jesus second coming happened invisibly and secretly in 1914 12. The "first resurrection" occurred in 1918 13. Jesus did not rise from the dead bodily but as a spirit being 14. Jesus was equal to Adam (just a man) 15. Jesus could have sinned and failed in his mission 16. Jesus was not born the savior but became the savior at his baptism 17. God is not omnipresent 18. God is not omniscient 19. JWs are not sure of their salvation 20. All earthly governments are controlled by the Devil 21. The Holy Spirit is only available to select Jehovah's Witnesses Who is Jesus, according to the Jehovah's Witnesses? Watch the following clip: 22. They are forbidden to serve in the military 23. They are forbidden to buy Girl Scout cookies 30. They are forbidden to celebrate any holidays (Christmas, Easter, etc.) 31. They are forbidden to celebrate their birthday 32. They are forbidden to run for or hold a political office 33. They are forbidden to vote in any political campaign 34. They are forbidden to serve on a jury 35. They are forbidden to own or wear a cross 36. They are forbidden to speak to former members who are shunned (disfellowshipped) 37. They are forbidden to accept Christmas gifts 38. They are forbidden to purchase Christian products (books, music, plaques, pictures etc.) 39. They are forbidden to read Christian literature 40. They are forbidden to have friends who are not Jehovah's Witnesses 41. They are forbidden to marry a non-Jehovah's Witness 42. They are forbidden to salute the flag, stand for the national anthem, or own a flag 43. They are forbidden to say "God bless you" when someone sneezes. 44. They are forbidden to have a tattoo 45. They are forbidden to use pet foods made with blood or blood products 46. They are forbidden to donate blood or their organs 47. They are forbidden to read any anti-Jehovah's Witness material 48. They are forbidden to interpret the Bible without Watchtower literature to explain it 49. They are forbidden to wear any Christian jewelry 50. They are forbidden to support their country and be patriotic 51. They are forbidden to be involved in martial arts, boxing or wrestling 52. They are forbidden to join any clubs or sports teams 53. They are forbidden to participate in a school play 54. They are forbidden to use any tobacco products 55. They are forbidden to attend the funeral of an ex-Jehovah's Witness 56. They are forbidden to say "good luck" 57. They are forbidden to be a police officer 58. Women are forbidden pray in the presence of men without a hat or head covering 59. They are forbidden to play chess 60. They are forbidden to wear jade jewelry 61. They must not own wind-chimes (they are for chasing away evil spirits) 62. They must read and study Watchtower literature regularly 63. They must go from door to door weekly to gain converts 64. They must attend five meetings per week 65. Only officially approved sexual practices are allowed in marriage 66. Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Halls have no windows 67. If they witness another Jehovah's Witness breaking the rules they must report them to the elders to be interrogated 68. They are forbidden to take a blood transfusion 69. Men are forbidden wear beards 70. The Watchtower organization is God's prophet on earth today 71. Women must submit to the authority of Watchtower elders 72. They must forgo vacations to attend annual conventions 73. They must study Watchtower books at least six months before they can be baptized 74. Before baptism, one must answer over 80 Bible questions with Scripture references in front of a panel of elders 75. Most of The Book of Revelation applies to the Jehovah's Witnesses 76. They cannot celebrate Mothers or Fathers day (it may produce pride) 77. Kingdom Halls cannot have pews for seating 78. They must appear before a Judicial Committee if they are caught breaking Watchtower rules (Secret files are kept on all members which record these meetings-these files are kept in New York and are never destroyed) 79. All pastors are the "Antichrist" 80. All churches are of Satan 81. God only speaks through the "Governing Body" in Brooklyn, New York 82. They are discouraged from attending college 83. The Lord's supper is only to be eaten by select Jehovah's Witnesses (144,000 group-99.99% of Jehovah's Witnesses are forbidden from taking the Lord's supper) 84. The Lord's supper can only be celebrated annually 85. JWs in times of crisis, are strongly discouraged from consulting with family counselors, including mental health professionals who are not Jehovah's Witnesses 86. Only faithful Jehovah's Witnesses will survive Armageddon 87. If they have a non-Witness spouse their first loyalty is to the elders over their spouse 88. Angels direct the Watchtower organization 89. Judgment day is 1000 years long 90. If you leave Jehovah's Witnesses or are expelled from the organization you will not be resurrected 91. Only Jehovah's Witness prayers are heard by God 92. Man's salvation is secondary in God's plan; Jesus was sent to "vindicate Jehovah's name" 93. God will destroy all non-Jehovah's Witnesses at Armageddon 94. They are strongly discouraged from giving to charity (except Watchtower causes) 95. They must never enter a church building 96. They must never attend a church service 97. They are discouraged from buying a two door car-A "Theocratic" or "spiritually strong" Jehovah's Witness will have a full size car for the door to door work 98. Men must wear short hair 99. They must refer to all Jehovah's Witnesses as "brother" or "sister" 100. They can never question what is printed in Watchtower literature 10l. They must report their witnessing activity to the elders What they're called... -JW services are called "meetings" -JW hymnals are called "song books" (all songs have to be composed by JWs) -The JW religion is referred to by the Witnesses as "The Truth" -The JWs call themselves "The only true Christians" -The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society Inc. of Brooklyn, New York is called "God's Organization" -In conversation JWs call Watchtower headquarters "The Society" -All other religions (pagan, Christian, or any world religion) are called "Babylon the Great" -All Christian pastors and ministers are called the "Antichrist" -Changes in doctrine is called "New Light" -The five meetings JWs must attend are called: 1. Public Talk 2. Watchtower Study 3. Area Book Study 4. Theocratic School 5. Service Meeting -A non-Witness is called "a worldly person" -A person who rejects the JW message is called a "goat" -A person who is studying to become a JW is called "a study" -God's judgment on all non JWs is called "Armageddon" -The JW Bible is called "New World Translation -The door to door work is called "the Service" -Those who bring "new light" or new revelations to the JWs are called "The faithful and discreet slave" -JWs who have an earthly hope are called "Other Sheep" -Old term for JWs with the earthly hope were called "Jonadab" -JWs who have a heavenly hope are called "Anointed Remnant" -A JW who is enthusiastic is called "theocratic" -Every JW is called a "Publisher" -Part time door to door workers are called "Auxiliary Pioneers" -Full time door to door workers are called "Regular Pioneers" -Full time door to door workers who have stricter quotas than Regular Pioneers, are called "Special Pioneers" -Appointed Local leaders are called "Elders" -Appointed Local helpers/workers are called "Ministerial Servants" -The group responsible for discipline are called "The Judicial Committee" -A traveling Watchtower representative is called a "Circuit Overseer" -The Circuit Overseer's boss is called "District Overseer" -The District Overseer's boss is called "Zone Overseer" -The Zone Overseer's boss is called "Branch Overseer" -The Brooklyn, New York Headquarters is called "Bethel" -Headquarters workers are called "Bethelites" -A person who is a weak Witness is called "unspiritual" or "Un-theocratic" -A JW who is publicly disciplined by the elders is called "publicly reproved" -A JW who is privately disciplined by the elders is called "privately reproved" -A JW who rejects Watchtower teachings and leaves or is expelled is called "an apostate" -A JW who breaks any of the Watchtower rules and does not repent to the elders is "disfellowshipped" (Shunned) -A disfellowshipped person who wants to return to the organization, repents to the elders and is called "reinstated" -Jehovah's Witness meeting places are called "Kingdom Halls"
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#1. To: Richard (#0)
Richard?
This is correct, according to the Bible. The idea of an immortal soul is from Babylon, and is not a Bible teaching. Jehovah is not evil, and it would take an evil entity to subject someone to eternal torment. Thus, it is not hard to understand that this flows from human thinking. Resurection and salvation is for eternal life here on this earth, or, the other side of that is 'cutting off;' end of existance. By the way, much of what is in this list is correct, although a lot of it is twisted. Quite frankly, I happen to like a lot of things in that list!!
Uh that statement is in contradiction to the Bible. What kind of "bible" do you folks use. Did you cut all the stuff about hell out of it? You are being deceived Richard. Matt.23 1. [14] Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation. 2. [33] Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? Mark.3 1. [29] But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation: Mark.12 1. [40] Which devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayers: these shall receive greater damnation. Luke.20 1. [47] Which devour widows' houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation. John.5 1. [29] And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation. Rom.3 1. [8] And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just. Rom.13 1. [2] Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. 1Cor.11 1. [29] For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body. 1Tim.5 1. [12] Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
Why aren't people content to have their own thoughts relating to religion or beliefs without constantly attempting to impose their particular brand or interpretation upon others. Zealots abound pushing their brand of godliness like dope ! In politics this is ridiculous enough, but in religious disputations it's far beyond ridiculous and enters the realm of frivolity and neurosis, what with Greek, Aramaic, Latin, Hebrew and an assortment of other languages that make a clear understanding near impossible. Self-appointed evangelists make wars appear pleasurable in comparison to a never ending debate about nonsensical dogmatic bullshit that only warps normal behavior into tyrannical shadow boxing with the INDISPUTABLE "facts", truthfully known only to the CREATOR. This is not to say that one should resist the study of one's existence, his/her creator and the point of it all ... they most definitely should make every effort in this worthwhile endevour, so much so that they have no time to offend the rest of the universe by causing a debate everytime they discover to themselves a new idea or concept that MUST BE SHARED BY EVERY MORTAL BEING ON EARTH !
#7. To: noone222 (#6)
God said to preach his word to the entire world. When someone is in error and genuinely seeking god. It is a Christians responsibility to try and correct them. Anyone is free to worship as they please. But if we really love our neighbor shouldn't we want to see them know the truth and not some undoctrinal crap. Actually the Bible is quite easy to understand. Just take it for what it says. Then pray about it. If you seek God you will find him. We don't have to know all those foreign languages to understand the word. God promised it would be translated for us. It has happened. We are blessed to have gods perfect word.
Ain't that the truth! I chaulk it up to low self esteem. Their cult gives them a feeling of superiority. As if this knucklehead is going to convert anyone with his meaningless rambling. The biblical interpretations of his and his 100 year old cult are no better than that Herbert Armstrong cultist on LP, which is no better than the Baptist nutcase in Yee-haw, Tennessee, which is no better than the Pope in the Vatican. There ain't a damned one of them who knows the truth. It's nothing but opinion.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestThere is no Hell or eternal judgment ("Hell" is simply the grave)
#2. To: Old Friend (#1)
There is no Hell
#5. To: richard9151 (#2)
There is no Hell
#6. To: Old Friend (#5)
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#11. To: noone222 (#6)
Why aren't people content to have their own thoughts relating to religion or beliefs without constantly attempting to impose their particular brand or interpretation upon others. Zealots abound pushing their brand of godliness like dope !
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