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Title: Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
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URL Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/palin_unveils_9_11
Published: Sep 16, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-09-17 13:25:32 by WTF?
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Views: 223
Comments: 13
CARBONDALE, PA—Less than two weeks after introducing to the nation her developmentally disabled newborn and her 19-year-old son preparing for military service in Iraq, Republican vice presidential nominee and conservative Christian woman Sarah Palin delivered a speech Monday flanked by three heretofore-unknown relatives, including a naturalized Mexican half brother, a formerly lesbian niece, and a New York City firefighter cousin who saved several lives during the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks. "John McCain and I will take on the Washington establishment and give the government back to the people," said Palin, who several times gave the "thumbs-up" sign to her African-American coal-miner uncle seated in the audience. "We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here." Palin has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of offshore-drilled crude oil wrapped in an American flag.Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
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#1. To: WTF? (#0)
There's Hope after all!
And Piper was so serious while doing this! I just loved that moment.
Me too. You just know she got that from her mom. I know saying this will tick off the headforkers, but I don't care.
Exatly..........I seem to recall my own older daughter doing something akin to that to her baby sister. :)
Very sweet!
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest"We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here."
#4. To: Tauzero (#1)
They're missing a little person though. But I guess this'll do.
#5. To: nikki (#4)
#6. To: rowdee (#5)
And Piper was so serious while doing this! I just loved that moment.
#10. To: nikki (#6)
#12. To: rowdee (#10)
I seem to recall my own older daughter doing something akin to that to her baby sister. :)
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