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Title: Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
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URL Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/palin_unveils_9_11
Published: Sep 16, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-09-17 13:25:32 by WTF?
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Views: 233
Comments: 13

Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother

September 16, 2008

CARBONDALE, PA—Less than two weeks after introducing to the nation her developmentally disabled newborn and her 19-year-old son preparing for military service in Iraq, Republican vice presidential nominee and conservative Christian woman Sarah Palin delivered a speech Monday flanked by three heretofore-unknown relatives, including a naturalized Mexican half brother, a formerly lesbian niece, and a New York City firefighter cousin who saved several lives during the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks. "John McCain and I will take on the Washington establishment and give the government back to the people," said Palin, who several times gave the "thumbs-up" sign to her African-American coal-miner uncle seated in the audience. "We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here." Palin has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of offshore-drilled crude oil wrapped in an American flag.

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LOL!!!

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live!

www.npr.org/blogs/sundays..._as_sarah_palin_on_sat.html

nikki  posted on  2008-09-17   13:34:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

http://www.npr.org/blogs/sundaysoapbox/2008/09/tina_fey_as_sarah_palin_on_sat.ht

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Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

WTF?  posted on  2008-09-17   13:52:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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They must be getting hammered.

Thanks for posting it! I didn't know it was up at YouTube. So funny!

nikki  posted on  2008-09-17 13:57:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I can't tell Fey's impersonation from the real thing. I'm almost hoping the Alaskan dipstick gets to be VP for the entertainment value she'll provide. "Mr. Prime Minister, did you know that I can see your coast from Alaska?"

Rupert_Pupkin  posted on  2008-09-17 15:58:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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