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Title: Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
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URL Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/palin_unveils_9_11
Published: Sep 16, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-09-17 13:25:32 by WTF?
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Views: 259
Comments: 13
CARBONDALE, PA—Less than two weeks after introducing to the nation her developmentally disabled newborn and her 19-year-old son preparing for military service in Iraq, Republican vice presidential nominee and conservative Christian woman Sarah Palin delivered a speech Monday flanked by three heretofore-unknown relatives, including a naturalized Mexican half brother, a formerly lesbian niece, and a New York City firefighter cousin who saved several lives during the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks. "John McCain and I will take on the Washington establishment and give the government back to the people," said Palin, who several times gave the "thumbs-up" sign to her African-American coal-miner uncle seated in the audience. "We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here." Palin has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of offshore-drilled crude oil wrapped in an American flag.Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
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#1. To: WTF? (#0)
There's Hope after all!
Have a banana, Hannah
A nation of mullets, ruled by inbred, moronic tyrants.
LOL!!! Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live!
And Piper was so serious while doing this! I just loved that moment.
Me too. You just know she got that from her mom. I know saying this will tick off the headforkers, but I don't care.
(Page Not Found We're sorry, the page you requested is unavailable.) Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live
“The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” ~ Nikola Tesla
We're sorry, the page you requested is unavailable.) They must be getting hammered. Thanks for posting it! I didn't know it was up at YouTube. So funny!
I can't tell Fey's impersonation from the real thing. I'm almost hoping the Alaskan dipstick gets to be VP for the entertainment value she'll provide. "Mr. Prime Minister, did you know that I can see your coast from Alaska?"
Exatly..........I seem to recall my own older daughter doing something akin to that to her baby sister. :)
At least she knows where Russia is. That should count for something in todays' world.
Very sweet!
"cured" I take it? (edited: ha ha ha ha --- the onion,i see)
"We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here."
#2. To: WTF? (#0)
onion bump - great stuff
#3. To: WTF? (#0)
#4. To: Tauzero (#1)
They're missing a little person though. But I guess this'll do.
#5. To: nikki (#4)
#6. To: rowdee (#5)
And Piper was so serious while doing this! I just loved that moment.
#7. To: nikki (#3)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/sundaysoapbox/2008/09/tina_fey_as_sarah_palin_on_sat.ht
#8. To: WTF? (#7)
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#9. To: WTF? (#7)
(Edited)
#10. To: nikki (#6)
#11. To: Rupert_Pupkin (#9)
#12. To: rowdee (#10)
I seem to recall my own older daughter doing something akin to that to her baby sister. :)
#13. To: WTF? (#0)
(Edited)
a formerly lesbian niece
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