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Title: A Frog Goes Into A Bank
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Published: Sep 17, 2008
Author: no idea
Post Date: 2008-09-17 21:47:15 by nikki
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Views: 271
Comments: 25
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone." 
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#3. To: nikki (#0)
thanks
I think I need to find a funnier frog.
Nope, was fine. However jokes that describe Turtles are especially desired. (hint hint)
Okay, Why did the turtle cross the road? * * * * * * * * * To get to the Shell Station. :)
Thats a good one. Wait til Turtle sees it, he will be filing charges. hehehehe
LOL! I'd better be careful. I've heard of Ninja Turtles. Thank God I have pitbulls. ;)
Yeah, but do you have pigs with lipstick? Pretty funny frog ditty.
#17. To: Foghorn Longhorn (#16)
Yep, but they hate the fishnet nylons. ;) Pretty funny frog ditty. Glad you enjoyed it. Need a little lightness to help tolerate the dark clouds.
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#8. To: Cynicom (#3)
thanks
#10. To: nikki (#8)
I think I need to find a funnier frog.
#12. To: Cynicom (#10)
However jokes that describe Turtles are especially desired. (hint hint)
#14. To: nikki (#12)
#15. To: Cynicom (#14)
Thats a good one. Wait til Turtle sees it, he will be filing charges. hehehehe
#16. To: nikki (#15)
Thank God I have pitbulls. ;)
Replies to Comment # 16. Yeah, but do you have pigs with lipstick?
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