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Title: Man Passes Gas, Gets Charged with Battery
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URL Source: http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
Published: Sep 24, 2008
Author: Hanna Francis
Post Date: 2008-09-24 10:01:30 by nikki
Keywords: None
Views: 322
Comments: 19

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction. (1 image)
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#1. To: nikki (#0)
Nikki, we need to discuss your reading habits and material. hehehehehe

Cynicom posted on 2008-09-24 10:08:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
Nikki, we need to discuss your reading habits and material. hehehehehe

You know it could get worse. If his underpants get a lawyer, he could get the chair. ;)

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 10:15:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: nikki (#0)
Man Passes Gas, Gets Charged with Battery

All right!
Give it to the man!
Paris / Rihanna 2008
WhiteGuy posted on 2008-09-24 10:29:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: WhiteGuy (#3)
Give it to the man!

I'm trying to imagine how that conversation went. LOL!

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 10:45:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: nikki (#0)
Why didn't they charge him with indecent exposure?

Ninpo posted on 2008-09-24 14:59:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Ninpo (#5) (Edited)
"Gassers" have rights too, you know. POWER TO THE FLATULENT!!!
“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2008-09-24 15:02:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: nikki (#0)
police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-09-24 15:07:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
When I smoke on the sticky icky, they call me "puff the magic 'po"

Ninpo posted on 2008-09-24 15:10:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: X-15 (#6)
These cops think they can do whatever they want.

Ninpo posted on 2008-09-24 15:10:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Ninpo (#5)
Why didn't they charge him with indecent exposure?

I don't know if he was 'exposed', but perhaps an emissions test is in order.

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 15:21:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him

LOL.

My parents were horrified when they learned the truth of that song. (Parents had to act that way back then anyway. I think it was a law.) I wasn't even allowed to watch Beanie and Cecil for a while. Flying monkey's, fine, but sea creatures were on probation. Of course the escapades of Mr. Wizard and Tutor Turtle were never suspect.
Drizzle, drazzle, dradle, drone
Time for this one to come home.

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 15:33:12 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
It's hilarious to see the ultra-liberal parents who PAY to take their children to a pedophile's stage-act.
“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2008-09-24 15:35:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: nikki, X-15 (#11)

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-09-24 16:37:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Jethro Tull (#13)
Now that's some great music!

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 16:42:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#13)
THE GAMBLERS - MOON DAWG ! -1960- Version Original

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 16:56:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: nikki (#15)

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-09-24 17:05:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#16)

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 17:18:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: nikki (#17)

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-09-24 17:27:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
I need a minute.
Love that song.

nikki posted on 2008-09-24 17:32:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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