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Title: Man Passes Gas, Gets Charged with Battery
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URL Source: http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
Published: Sep 24, 2008
Author: Hanna Francis
Post Date: 2008-09-24 10:01:30 by nikki
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Views: 927
Comments: 19
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off. Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested. When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong. Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
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#1. To: nikki (#0)
Nikki, we need to discuss your reading habits and material. hehehehehe
You know it could get worse. If his underpants get a lawyer, he could get the chair. ;)
Man Passes Gas, Gets Charged with Battery All right! Give it to the man!
Paris / Rihanna 2008
I'm trying to imagine how that conversation went. LOL!
Why didn't they charge him with indecent exposure?
"Gassers" have rights too, you know. POWER TO THE FLATULENT!!!
When I smoke on the sticky icky, they call me "puff the magic 'po"
These cops think they can do whatever they want.
I don't know if he was 'exposed', but perhaps an emissions test is in order.
LOL. My parents were horrified when they learned the truth of that song. (Parents had to act that way back then anyway. I think it was a law.) I wasn't even allowed to watch Beanie and Cecil for a while. Flying monkey's, fine, but sea creatures were on probation. Of course the escapades of Mr. Wizard and Tutor Turtle were never suspect. Drizzle, drazzle, dradle, drone
It's hilarious to see the ultra-liberal parents who PAY to take their children to a pedophile's stage-act.
Now that's some great music!
Love that song.
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
Nikki, we need to discuss your reading habits and material. hehehehehe
#3. To: nikki (#0)
#4. To: WhiteGuy (#3)
Give it to the man!
#5. To: nikki (#0)
#6. To: Ninpo (#5)
(Edited)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: nikki (#0)
police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him
#8. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
#9. To: X-15 (#6)
#10. To: Ninpo (#5)
Why didn't they charge him with indecent exposure?
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him
Time for this one to come home.
#12. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#13. To: nikki, X-15 (#11)
#14. To: Jethro Tull (#13)
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#13)
THE GAMBLERS - MOON DAWG ! -1960- Version Original
#16. To: nikki (#15)
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#16)
#18. To: nikki (#17)
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
I need a minute.
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