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Title: Chinese Proverbs
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Published: Oct 14, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-10-14 19:36:14 by James Deffenbach
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Confucius Says:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

That's a keeper.

And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot

Dakmar  posted on  2008-10-14   19:37:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Glad you liked it.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-10-14   23:30:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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