.the la times has an article in their entertainment blog written by a guy named patrick goldstein... he's wondering "Are Hollywood's politics killing the movie business?" so i sent the following to him, but due to some cybernetic technicality ---according to the times' robot censors--- my post (below) seems to have disappeared itself. oh well
Bin laden repeatedly denied involvement in 9/11. The taliban repeatedly offer to surrender bin laden if bunnypants will supply evidence of bin laden's participation in 9/11.
October 7, 2001, Bunnypants starts bombing afghanistan without any proof of bin laden's involvement
A month after bunnypants starts the war in afghanistan, November 11, 2001, Rove goes to hollywood to enlist spielberg's assistance in the war.
A month after rove's visit to hollywood, December 14, 2001, and two months after the war starts, bin laden's confession tape surfaces under mysterious and hard-to-believe circumstances in afghanistan.
mueller admitted, after the invasion of afghanistan, the fbi could find no evidence of bin laden's involvement.
mueller confessed that he had no proof of the hijackers' identity.
hijackers started popping up after 9/11, alive, well, and pissed off.
the FBI doesnt include 9/11 on their bin laden "wanted poster"... why is that? ....because they still dont have any proof of bin laden's involvement, even after the big drama of the "confession tape".
. . in a moment of irrational exuberance, i added the following...
here's how it must have happened....osama was on the internet one day, and stumbled across PNAC's call for a new pearl harbor, and osama sez to himself, "huh! i'll fix those guys' wagons! i will stage a new pearl harbor for them! ...and everyone will think those assholes from PNAC dun it!" . so osama rigged the 2000 election so the signers of the PNAC document, people like cheney, rumsfeld and the usual assortment of likud loons, got installed into positions that would have enabled them to make 9/11 happen, had they been inclined to make 9/11 happen, which they were most definitely NOT ---despite their yearnings for a new pearl harbor as expressed in the PNAC document they signed..... .
then osama organized everything, from the training of the pilots to the security at the airports to the standdown at NORAD to oneill's job at the trade center, including bunnypants' month-long absence from dc while the shit was coming down. .
osama even dispatched five mossad guys to film the event.... .
well, you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men... little did osama know that the PNAC guys had enough juice to reverse the frameup, and osama found hisself dragging his dialysis machine from pillar to post in an effort to escape the wrath of PNAC.
it's a sad sad thing.