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Title: Turtle Seeks Mail-Order Love
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Published: Oct 17, 2008
Author: Mail Order Husbands
Post Date: 2008-10-17 06:45:17 by Turtle
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Views: 435
Comments: 18
Name: Turtle I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly. Location: Ozarks I'ma waitin', ladies....get it before it's gone.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
I have just the girl for you: You all could be very happy together.
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lol - good grief - it is ALL on the internet.
You need an eagle-eyed woman who can hold her own in any conversation: Two mouths...hmmm...now I've got it, yeah!
Freepers: hearts full of hate and cowardice, and skulls full, to quote a favorite saying of one of their favorite cowards, of mush.
Oh my... I like, though it is hard to fathom so many of those women could be so lovely. There must be a selection process of some kind at their end of things.
These days, Gold or Silver, I'd guess. Or a valid credit card. Who knows? Is the shipping paid? Inquiring minds want to know.
Well I just got into town today And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
Me, a vegetarian? Hardly. Ninpo's the vegetarian. I think they're nuts.
Freepers: hearts full of hate and cowardice, and skulls full, to quote a favorite saying of one of their favorite cowards, of mush.
Turtle's latest prospective lover: I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. You know how rare pictures of turtles in dresses are? lol
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. Y'all can start fighting over me now.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
LOL
changing the puppet does not change the play.
hahahahahaaha!!!!!
how about a mudwrestling comp with Turtle as the prize? :P
Turtle as a prize? Really? When did you start drinking? ahahaha. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
someone dug up an old gem, eh?
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#2. To: Turtle (#0)
Here you go -
#3. To: lodwick, bluegrass, Turtle (#2)
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#4. To: Horse (#3)
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: X-15 (#5)
#7. To: lodwick (#2)
"You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power -- he's free again. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
#8. To: Ferret Mike (#7)
There must be a selection process of some kind at their end of things.
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
To find my girl whos gone away
She took the greyhound at the general store
I searched myself I searched the town
When I finally did sit down
I find myself no wiser than before
#10. To: Horse (#3)
This might be better suited to you: http://www.VeggieDate.com
#11. To: Turtle (#10)
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#12. To: Turtle (#10)
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#13. To: christine, farmfriend, abraxas, purplerose (#0)
#14. To: Critter (#11)
#15. To: Critter (#11)
#16. To: Turtle, girls (#13)
#17. To: christine, Turtle (#16)
how about a mudwrestling comp with Turtle as the prize?
#18. To: christine (#15)
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit, because he doesn't come over your property and break your windows. - Dave Hebel
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