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Title: Just a Few Questions, Senator Obama
Source: email
URL Source: [None]
Published: Oct 18, 2008
Author: Wayne Feller
Post Date: 2008-10-18 00:56:15 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 331
Comments: 27

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Just a few questions, Senator Obama

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island? No, I didn't think so. .

Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I. . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"

Oh hey. . Listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. .

Who wants to know these things ask(ed) Senator Obama?

Columbo answered:

THE PEOPLE (1 image)

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#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released 10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

The "Messiah" don't need no stinkin birth certificate

Just ask Joe the Plumber

Flintlock  posted on  2008-10-18   1:36:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Flintlock (#2)

The "Messiah" don't need no stinkin birth certificate

Daz rat. No need to ax Joe de plum'r. Obama say he doan need dat so dat is dat! ahaha.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-10-18   1:44:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach, Flintlock (#5)

Flintloch: The "Messiah" don't need no stinkin birth certificate

JD: Daz rat. No need to ax Joe de plum'r. Obama say he doan need dat so dat is dat! ahaha.

Say what you will about Obummer, and I admit I agree with your scorn, it's not like McCrazy, whose Admiral Dad got him into Military School, is any better the candidate for the WH. Puhleaze...would you hire either Obama or McCain to be a Nanny for your kids or pet sit your dogs while you were on a 2 week cruise to the Greek Islands???? Short and quick answer: NO!!!!!

So why are we Americans thinking about trusting these 2 under qualified debate society punks to be Head of State of the Once Known Greatest Modern State on Earth? How low has America fallen?

scrapper2  posted on  2008-10-18   1:57:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: scrapper2 (#9)

Look, I know McCain is not a perfect candidate. The question you have to ask yourself is: What kind of disaster will occur with Obama and a RAT Congress?

Do you really want to see socialism imposed on this country in a matter of months?

Do you want to see scores of activist Federal Judges appointed by these leftists?

Do you want the 2nd Amendment eroded further than it already is?

Do you want to see Supreme Court Justices appoint by these people?

Do you want the capital gains tax rate to more than double, stifling long term investment in this country?

Obama with a RAT Congress is a perfect storm of chaos that will flatten the Constitution faster than a Cat 5 Hurricane can blow away a house trailer. Think about that before you vote.

Flintlock  posted on  2008-10-18   10:34:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Flintlock (#11)

Look, I know McCain is not a perfect candidate. The question you have to ask yourself is: What kind of disaster will occur with Obama and a RAT Congress?

Do you really want to see socialism imposed on this country in a matter of months?

Do you want to see scores of activist Federal Judges appointed by these leftists?

Do you want the 2nd Amendment eroded further than it already is?

Do you want to see Supreme Court Justices appoint by these people?

Do you want the capital gains tax rate to more than double, stifling long term investment in this country?

Obama with a RAT Congress is a perfect storm of chaos that will flatten the Constitution faster than a Cat 5 Hurricane can blow away a house trailer. Think about that before you vote.

No matter what you or I want, we aren't the producer of this charade.

America was destroyed and the next ruler selected was chosen long ago.

The only hope is to literally clean out D.C. on a ripe day and use extreme prejudice.

Don't get caught up in the National Party kabuki theater, it's not worth it.

The political option is gone. Finished. Once everyone consumes reality, we might have a fighting chance.

Rotara  posted on  2008-10-18   10:42:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Rotara (#13)

won’t you be mine, won’t you be mine, please won’t you be my nigga

Jethro Tull  posted on  2008-10-18   11:37:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Jethro Tull, Dakmar (#17)

Flintlock  posted on  2008-10-18   11:54:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#21. To: Flintlock (#19)

fema and pork chop bump

Lod  posted on  2008-10-18 12:43:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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