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Title: Naked frolic lands prosecutor in jail
Source: Yahoo / Reuters
URL Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm ... /20050224/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_l
Published: Feb 23, 2005
Author: Reuters
Post Date: 2005-02-23 22:52:02 by Dakmar
Keywords: prosecutor, frolic, Naked
Views: 79
Comments: 4

KEY WEST, Florida (Reuters) - A drunken Florida prosecutor who streaked across a motel parking lot and mistakenly jumped into a stranger's car landed in the slammer, a state attorney's office spokesman has said.

After tossing back a few drinks with colleagues last weekend, Monroe County assistant prosecutor Albert "A.J." Tasker, 28, stripped off his clothes as a prank and headed toward what he thought was a friend's vehicle.

But Tasker jumped into the back seat of the wrong car, where a woman was waiting for her boyfriend. The woman screamed, the boyfriend arrived and Key West police arrested Tasker.

"The devil made him do it," said Matt Helmerick, spokesman for the Monroe County state attorney in Key West.

Tasker, who was hired in December, was jailed on misdemeanour charges of disorderly intoxication and exposure of sexual organs. He was released on bond and is on an unpaid leave of absence from his job pending an internal investigation.

"It's embarrassing to us, it's embarrassing to him," Helmerick said on Wednesday. "If this guy had been a doctor or a janitor or a short-order cook, there would be no news."

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

After tossing back a few drinks with colleagues last weekend,

Looks like he got a "B" in "Binge Drinking 101" while he was in college.

CWRWinger  posted on  2005-02-24   7:50:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#0)

"The devil made him do it," said Matt Helmerick

That's a cop-out.

It's trickle-down morallity from Jeb Bush and the neocon Repubs.

CWRWinger  posted on  2005-02-24   7:52:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: CWRWinger (#1)

It amazes me to this day how little common sense some people seem to possess. It amazes me even more that common sense seems to be an inverse function of power and social status.

Dakmar  posted on  2005-02-24   8:12:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Dakmar (#3)

It amazes me to this day how little common sense some people seem to possess.

Albert "A.J." Tasker, 28, stripped off his clothes as a prank

A good name for this colleged age group is, "The Stupid Generation".

CWRWinger  posted on  2005-02-24   8:37:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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