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Title: 'Obama Wins!,' newspaper declares
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.co ... obama-wins-newspaper-declares/
Published: Oct 28, 2008
Author: John King
Post Date: 2008-10-28 20:11:11 by christine
Keywords: None
Views: 159
Comments: 7

SANTA FE, New Mexico (CNN) – For The New Mexico Sun News it is either a major scoop or “Dewey Beats Truman” déjà vu 60 years later.

“Obama Wins!” is the headline of the edition on newsstands now, complete with “special collector’s edition” in red bold typeface.

The Sun News is a bi-monthly newspaper and its Oct 26-Nov 8 issue had to hit the streets, and the newsstands, before the election. So the editors decided to make a leap of faith and declare Democrat Barack Obama the winner.

In an article explaining their choice, the editors unabashedly wrote, “When it comes to calling the winner of a presidential election, everyone wants to be first. The New Mexico Sun News hereby claims that achievement.”

In its tongue-in-cheek style, the article went on to note the newspaper has a goal of reaching one million readers with each edition, but prints just 10,000 copies of each of its issues.

So, “each copy must be read by 100 different and distinct people. This places an enormous burden on our intrepid readers. However, it is a burden that we must insist you carry. So, please, read quickly, care for the physical condition of the paper and pass it on to your next chosen reader.”

The liberal leaning alternative newspaper ended by imploring its readers to get out and vote, “even if we did spoil the ending for you.”


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#1. To: christine (#0)

The World Book Encyclopedia did the same thing in 1980 when it printed that Ronald Reagan would be the next president several months before the election.

Yup, they called the election and went to print.

Of course they may be privy to info that we aren't and it really wasn't an election at all....

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2008-10-28   20:33:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#0)

He will never be my president.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2008-10-28   20:56:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)

One more week and this national misery will be over. The system will have fooled the sheep and won one more time,

Cynicom  posted on  2008-10-28   21:03:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jethro Tull (#2)

That calls for a Mint Julep

It's the second mouse that gets the cheese

Flintlock  posted on  2008-10-28   21:10:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Jethro Tull (#2)

Salute!!

"General Robert E. Lee was, in my estimation, one of the supremely gifted men produced by our Nation. He believed unswervingly in the Constitutional validity of his cause which until 1865 was still an arguable question in America;..."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2008-10-28   21:27:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#0)

Racist.

yukon  posted on  2008-10-28   21:35:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: christine (#0)

Oh. so you think Drudge is a credible source now? I wanna see proof that this paper really exists before I'll believe it. My mama din't raise no fool darlin!

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Body Art Cobleskill, NY

Critter  posted on  2008-10-28   22:13:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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