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Title: GOD HATES YOU ALL!
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URL Source: http://www.GODHATESYOU.com
Published: Oct 31, 2008
Author: Me.
Post Date: 2008-10-31 22:34:33 by Elliott Jackalope
Keywords: God, Hates, You
Views: 445
Comments: 25
GOD HATES YOU ALL! You'll NEVER GET IT RIGHT! EVER! Just one mistake, one bad word, one mistaken belief, and then you GO TO HELL FOREVER! BwaHAHAHAHAA! Suckers! You're ALL DOOOOOOOOMED! There's NOBODY in Heaven! NOBODY will EVER get it right! EVER! You're DOOOOOOMED!
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#1. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
For God so loved the world, he allowed there to be more than 30000 Christian denominations, all claiming to have the truth.
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976
It don't matter anyways, they're ALL wrong! And every one of their followers is DOOOMED for ETERNITY! Because that's just how God likes it.
#2. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#3. To: Hayek Fan (#1)
For God so loved the world, he allowed there to be more than 30000 Christian denominations, all claiming to have the truth.
 | Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#4. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
May your bones bake in the sun of the risen christ!
#5. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
I always figured if there was a god he was a right bastard, giving man the power to choose between good and evil but not vesting most with the sense he gave to dogs that look both ways before crossing the street.
And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
Yeah, I'm sure he's coming right back any day now. Yep. Any day now. That's what they've been saying for TWO THOUSAND YEARS now, right? Yep. Any day now. Yessiree. Yeppers. Any time now. Aaaaany time. Sing a hymm or two. He's coming. Yep. Any day. You betchum. Any time now. Yep. Aaaaaany time. Keep the lights on, you never know. Sure, maybe a tad overdue, but you'll see. Any day now. Yep.
| Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
Now that's the sort of comment that keeps me coming back here.
May your bones bake in the sun of the risen christ!
And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
#8. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
A little Friday nite happy hour thing?
#9. To: robnoel, richard9151 (#8)
Just an allergic reaction to one too many postings by Richard9151. Something in me just totally snapped.
| Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#10. To: Dakmar (#5)
I wish he'd have given my Bassett Hound that sense. Once that stupid dog puts her nose to the ground, she goes wherever it leads her without looking left, right, up, or down.
not vesting most with the sense he gave to dogs that look both ways before crossing the street.
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976
#11. To: Hayek Fan (#10) (Edited)
Your Basset Hound is clearly possessed. Make it roll around in barbed wire or something.
I wish he'd have given my Bassett Hound that sense. Once that stupid dog puts her nose to the ground, she goes wherever it leads her without looking left, right, up, or down.
And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
#12. To: Elliott Jackalope (#6)
Sarah Palin wants to have a word with you. BOOM!!!!!
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#13. To: Dakmar (#11)
Naw. Not possessed. Just stupid. I bought the dog for my kids because she was just so durned cute. It wasn't until later that I learned that they are the second dumbest breed of dog. Only the Afghan is stupider. And let me tell you. She's at the top of her breed for stupidity. If she were human she'd be a blond! LOL!
Your Basset Hound is clearly possessed.
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976
#14. To: Elliott Jackalope (#9)
And here I was thinking it was about adult beverage sorry ..only kidding... Richard is one of those guys that wear white shirts and black ties on weekends but at least he does not push Scofield a small plus but a plus!
#15. To: Hayek Fan (#13)
We had a Dalmation when I was a kid, that dog was pretty damned stupid. Not just socialy deprived, which I'm sorry to admit it was, but that dog was so brain dead it wore a flat spot on its tail from sitting and wagging in same spot. Wore it raw first, we tried to keep up with gauze and white tape, but to no avail.
And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
#16. To: Dakmar (#15)
Dalmations are not supposed to be a easy dog to have. They have too much energy to burn. They will act up if you dont let them burn that energy.
#17. To: robnoel (#14)
LOL!! That's funny! Thanks! I HATE TIES!!! AND SHAVING!!
Richard is one of those guys that wear white shirts and black ties on weekends
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
#18. To: Hayek Fan (#1)
That's correct! You do understand free will! Congratulations. I am glad that someone is catching on, finally. Of course, with that, He loaded on a whole lot of personal responsibility. So you see, it really does not matter what those 3000 so-called Christian denominations claim; the only thing that matters..... is what you believe. That is the ONLY thing that will matter to YOU in the end. That is, it will matter to you if you have any interest in the promises made to us by Jehovah God. If you do not care about that, then, by all means, nothing at all is important.
For God so loved the world, he allowed there to be more than 30000 Christian denominations, all claiming to have the truth.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
#19. To: PSUSA (#16)
Dalmations need a team of owners, and that stupid disney film should come with a disclaimer. I remember trying to walk him, I was like nine or ten, and you either ended up letting go of the leash or getting dragged with possibility of dislocated shoulder.
And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness. - T. S. Eliot
#20. To: Elliott Jackalope (#6)
Yes, and it is a true statement, or, are you of the opinion that most of the people who heard that are still alive? If they are not still alive, then the statement made to them was very, very accurate, because according to the promise of ressurrection made to us by Jehovah God, all of the people who have lived in that 2000 years are asleep in the memory of Jehovah God, and the next conscience thought they will have is when they awaken, from their long sleep, to the return of the Christ Jesus. To them, and to everyone alive today who has heard that, given the very short time we live on this earth, this is an absolutely accurate statement.
That's what they've been saying for TWO THOUSAND YEARS now, right?
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
#21. To: richard9151 (#18)
Go preach to someone else fraud. I ain't buying the snakeoil you and your cult are selling. Better quit usiung that toilet paper and quit brushing those teeth. It's unbiblical. LOL!
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976
#22. To: Hayek Fan (#21)
No one twists your arm to read ANYTHING that I post, so I will give you the same advice you just gave to someone else; bozo me. And my threads. See, problem solved.
Go preach to someone else fraud.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
#23. To: richard9151 (#17)
I hold out help for you brother we all seek the truth even if our paths go in different directions the mission is worthy
#24. To: robnoel (#23)
I concur with your sentiment - we are all in the same box, or planet, and when or if the crash comes, hope for salvation will depend on our mutual humanity. As well as our ability to comprehend it. And that may be the difficulity.
I hold out help for you brother we all seek the truth even if our paths go in different directions the mission is worthy
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#25. To: Elliott Jackalope (#0)
McDoomsday delivering a dose of God's love.
"You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power -- he's free again. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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