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Title: Turtle's Conversation with His Ex
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Published: Nov 13, 2008
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2008-11-13 18:16:56 by Turtle
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Views: 159
Comments: 4

ME: What do you do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub?

HER: Well, the first thing you do is get them out.

ME: No, you put in a load of laundry!

HER: That's not funny.

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Some people have no sense of humor, although I did get her to finally laugh.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Sick, but funny.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2008-11-13   19:47:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some people have no sense of humor

I guess that's me ... I agree with her, not funny.

Where's your birth certificate Barack ?

noone222  posted on  2008-11-13   20:15:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Usually when I had to have a conversation with my ex-wife, I had to go armed with a cross, stake, holy water and tarragon reduction. And yes, I said tarragon instead of garlic. Don't believe the bullshit you see in the movies. That will get you dead...or worse.

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2008-11-13   21:23:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I guess that's me ... I agree with her, not funny.

A joke I learned as a kid:

KIDS: Can Johnny come out and play?

MOM: Now, you know Johnny doesn't have any arms and legs.

KIDS: We know. We just want to use him for second base.

Turtle's secret Indian name is Two Stuck Dogs.

Turtle  posted on  2008-11-15   13:01:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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