Ok I saw this joke over at LP. I can't recall who wrote it or posted it but it went something like this. John McCain and Barrack Obama were both getting a haircut and happened to be in the same barbershop. No one was saying anything because they didn't want politics to come up and an argument to ensue. Anyway when Obama's barber was finished he asked Obama if he would like some aftershave. Obama looked at the Barber and said "are you kidding me my wife would think I had been at a whore house". Shortly thereafter John McCains barber finished and nervously looked at Mr. McCain and said sir would you like some aftershave. Mr. McCain said sure would, my wife wouldn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smelled like.