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Title: One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy
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The Onion
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Published: Nov 14, 2008
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2008-11-14 00:04:40 by WTF?
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A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What do you think? Steven Frank, Ryan Krutsch, Roofer Lora Mierendorf,One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy
Shoe Repairer
"Good riddance. Giving birth to live young is just so disgusting." 
"If the worst happens, you can always get some day laborers to fill their ecological niche." 
Weights and Measures Inspector
"Don't worry. I've been raising some dogs and cats in captivity, just in case."
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#1. To: WTF? (#0)
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I heard that the Rotaras are about to go extinct in North America but they still thrive in the South Pacific and Sri Lanka where the natural habitat, the outhouse holes in the ground continue to be found in large numbers. Anyone who wishes to preserve the Rotaras must dig a hole in their backyard and, once a Rotara settles in, keep dumping sh_t on it. That makes the Rotara happy and ensures its being well-fed. FAQ Q: How does one detect a Rotara? Q: What do I do if a Rotara settles in my house? Q: Can Rotaras reproduce? Q: Do Rotaras have the ability to communicate? Q: How many Rotaras can s_it on a pinhead? Q: What's a Rotara by another name? Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Anyone seen Rotaras around? I believe I spotted a couple at this site.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Enthusiastic ping :)))))))) Sadly, you're all on my s_it list so, whatever you may have to say on your defense... I'll never know and it won't matter anyway.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Another disgusting thread.
You're an ass and I think given the opportunity you'd plunge the cigar you suck on in Obama's asshole while throat wrestling with his dick. True story.
Yes, but highly accurate and very informative in a scientific way.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
No more than theirs was against you. Petty and very High School.
You spotted Rotaras? Here? This is most disturbing. I saw SKUNKS covering their noses and running in terror at even the hint of a Rotara presence.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. LOL!!!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. I don't think I understand your post. Where have I posted any such crap about anyone who posts on here? Do you have a link? Not saying I haven't said some things that some might consider "less than kind" but I don't recall saying anything like he did.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. My post was not made to you. Never said you did anything my friend. I thought Rotara's thread about the Obamaphiles was bad and this one is just as bad. I hit both sides for bad behavior.
Ok, thanks.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
A: Oh, the SMELL of it! And the brown nose.
A: Don't just clean it. Oxy-clean it.
A: Yes. All Rotaras are bi-sexual. Whenever in heat, which is most of the time, they impregnate themselves. The science is not complete on this matter but, apparently, the right paw plays a significant role. A few weeks later, they drop their litter into the s_ithole, apparently through their anal orifice.
A: Yes, if the s_it and farts that constantly comes out through their mouths and all other orifices can be called 'communication'.
A: All of them. They are constantly s_itting on their own (pin)heads. That's how they keep their brains moist and operating.
A: Rotaras are also known as James Deffenbachs, X-15's, RickyJ's and so on... their name is Legion.
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#3. To: James Deffenbach, X-15, RickyJ, Rotara (#1)
#4. To: a vast rightwing conspirator, christine (#1)
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. —Thomas Jefferson, 1802
#5. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#3)
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Sadly, you're all on my s_it list so, whatever you may have to say on your defense... I'll never know and it won't matter anyway.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: farmfriend (#4)
#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#6)
Yes, but highly accurate and very informative in a scientific way.
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. —Thomas Jefferson, 1802
#8. To: farmfriend (#7)
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#9. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#3)
Sadly, you're all on my s_it list so, whatever you may have to say on your defense... I'll never know and it won't matter anyway.
Lord Acton
#10. To: X-15 (#5)
Lord Acton
#11. To: farmfriend (#7)
No more than theirs was against you. Petty and very High School.
Lord Acton
#12. To: James Deffenbach (#11)
I don't think I understand your post. Where have I posted any such crap about anyone who posts on here?
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. —Thomas Jefferson, 1802
#13. To: farmfriend (#12)
My post was not made to you. Never said you did anything my friend.
Lord Acton
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