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Title: One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy
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The Onion
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Published: Nov 14, 2008
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2008-11-14 00:04:40 by WTF?
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Views: 363
Comments: 13
A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What do you think? Steven Frank, Ryan Krutsch, Roofer Lora Mierendorf,One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy
Shoe Repairer
"Good riddance. Giving birth to live young is just so disgusting." 
"If the worst happens, you can always get some day laborers to fill their ecological niche." 
Weights and Measures Inspector
"Don't worry. I've been raising some dogs and cats in captivity, just in case."
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#1. To: WTF? (#0)
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I heard that the Rotaras are about to go extinct in North America but they still thrive in the South Pacific and Sri Lanka where the natural habitat, the outhouse holes in the ground continue to be found in large numbers. Anyone who wishes to preserve the Rotaras must dig a hole in their backyard and, once a Rotara settles in, keep dumping sh_t on it. That makes the Rotara happy and ensures its being well-fed. FAQ Q: How does one detect a Rotara? Q: What do I do if a Rotara settles in my house? Q: Can Rotaras reproduce? Q: Do Rotaras have the ability to communicate? Q: How many Rotaras can s_it on a pinhead? Q: What's a Rotara by another name?
Another disgusting thread.
Yes, but highly accurate and very informative in a scientific way.
No more than theirs was against you. Petty and very High School.
I don't think I understand your post. Where have I posted any such crap about anyone who posts on here? Do you have a link? Not saying I haven't said some things that some might consider "less than kind" but I don't recall saying anything like he did.
#12. To: James Deffenbach (#11)
My post was not made to you. Never said you did anything my friend. I thought Rotara's thread about the Obamaphiles was bad and this one is just as bad. I hit both sides for bad behavior.
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A: Oh, the SMELL of it! And the brown nose.
A: Don't just clean it. Oxy-clean it.
A: Yes. All Rotaras are bi-sexual. Whenever in heat, which is most of the time, they impregnate themselves. The science is not complete on this matter but, apparently, the right paw plays a significant role. A few weeks later, they drop their litter into the s_ithole, apparently through their anal orifice.
A: Yes, if the s_it and farts that constantly comes out through their mouths and all other orifices can be called 'communication'.
A: All of them. They are constantly s_itting on their own (pin)heads. That's how they keep their brains moist and operating.
A: Rotaras are also known as James Deffenbachs, X-15's, RickyJ's and so on... their name is Legion.
#4. To: a vast rightwing conspirator, christine (#1)
#6. To: farmfriend (#4)
#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#6)
Yes, but highly accurate and very informative in a scientific way.
#11. To: farmfriend (#7)
No more than theirs was against you. Petty and very High School.
Replies to Comment # 11. I don't think I understand your post. Where have I posted any such crap about anyone who posts on here?
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