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Poster Comment:
The fine print reads like this: You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But, you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So, now you're out $34 billion plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a man. Either way, we're cool.