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Title: Lawyer
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Published: Dec 14, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-12-14 22:13:50 by christine
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." Poster Comment: great punchline ;P
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#1. To: christine (#0)
That's why when the next revolution starts, I'm going lawyer hunting.
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. Try to get the spelling right. its...liarer...
Any new government is going to need a specific prohibition against lawyers serving in either the legislative or executive branches of the government. Being as they get one whole branch (judicial) anyways, it's hardly unfair to say they are barred from serving in the other two. What other profession gets to have one whole branch of the government exclusively to itself?
Tattoos Middleburgh, NY
#2. To: Critter (#1)
#3. To: Critter (#1)
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