Title: From Turtle's Christmas wish-list.... Source:
internet URL Source:http://internet Published:Dec 16, 2008 Author:a smart man Post Date:2008-12-16 19:20:48 by X-15 Keywords:None Views:216 Comments:14
Turtle is always bragging about his gurls. This sort of indicates otherwise.
Turtle fibs, fabricates and exaggerates, now we have proof of it.
Yeah, I believe ol´X done got him with the goods as they say. There shall be no more prevarications from the one who carries his home around on his back.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
(elbows Turtle aside) Here, Lady X, allow me to give you a remote that, hopefully, caters to your every need and desire:
The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit! -Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
I don't know why women think the toilet seat belongs down. It belongs UP. Not that I care, since I pee in the sink or bathtub anyway.
I know some hillbilly girl from East Tennesee who thinks there is a serial killer who lurks in her bathroom at night, so she keeps a coffee can under her bed.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
I don't know why women think the toilet seat belongs down. It belongs UP. Not that I care, since I pee in the sink or bathtub anyway.
I learned not to even think "why?", I just accepted it. I've been known to relieve myself off the back porch at night as long as the wind was from the right direction.
The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit! -Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941