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Title: Turtle's Hero
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Published: Dec 19, 2008
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2008-12-19 17:22:25 by Turtle
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Views: 549
Comments: 47
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#1. To: Cynicom, OliviaFNewton (#0)
Oh, I forgot.
My mom can smack you from any room in the house and you'll never see it coming. Never mess with the Figgs.
Yeah, my mom can do the same thing, so big deal!
Let's put them in the same room and watch what happens! Figgs got moves.
Guess what my last name is!
Wallace. But you are a covert under the bed one. That will bite. So you must be from the mean side. Sharp siders are kind hearted and give candy to children. They don't bite from under the dust ruffle.
You figured my name out. ;-)
I told you about us Figgs. ;)
I told you about us Figgs. ;) Now I get it! I give you a "c" and a "t" and you can spell "cat"!
Sure, I bet that's what you meant.
How about a "d" and a "g"?
How about a P and a K?
How you callin' a punk? I'll shoot you down like a duck! Maybe I mean a dog. I forget.
Maybe I mean a dog. I forget Figgs are chameleons. Too late Wallace. Mom has already stolen your bullets, and don't even think of having children. Your seed has been neutralized.
Ha! I got billions of them! She wouldn't have enough room in her entire house to store them!
Ew.. what makes you think she's storing them. No. Dust Ruffle Turtle's are sent to the kitchen for indoctrination and adjustments. They are then humanely set loose to beg for lettuce from nice people.
Turtle is completely overmatched. Kinda like... yeah... a turtle vs steamroller on a county road.
Turtle hasn't had a match since Marilyn Monroe. Snicker.
Turtle hasn't had a match since Marilyn Monroe. Snicker. These two would BREAK you and throw what's left of you off that mountain in the background:
Turtle prefers women like this.
#37. To: Turtle (#35)
I can point you to a whole nest of them.. hehehehehe.
Blechh!! No venus-flytrap effect going on there. Some men pay good money to get abused by their kind....
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#7. To: Turtle (#1)
Oh, I forgot.
#8. To: OliviaFNewton (#7)
My mom can smack you from any room in the house and you'll never see it coming. Never mess with the Figgs.
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Yeah, my mom can do the same thing, so big deal!
#10. To: OliviaFNewton (#9)
Figgs got moves.
#11. To: Turtle (#10)
Guess what my last name is!
#12. To: OliviaFNewton (#11)
#13. To: Turtle (#12)
You figured my name out. ;-)
#14. To: OliviaFNewton (#13)
You figured my name out. ;-)
#15. To: Turtle (#14)
Now I get it! I give you a "c" and a "t" and you can spell "cat"!
#16. To: OliviaFNewton (#15)
Sure, I bet that's what you meant.
#17. To: Turtle (#16)
#18. To: OliviaFNewton (#17)
How about a P and a K?
#19. To: Turtle (#18)
I'll shoot you down like a duck!
#20. To: OliviaFNewton (#19)
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Mom has already stolen your bullets,
#23. To: Turtle (#20)
Ha! I billions of them! She wouldn't have enough room in her entire house to store them!
#26. To: OliviaFNewton (#23)
Turtle is invincible.
#27. To: Turtle, OliviaFNewton (#26)
Turtle is invincible.
#28. To: Critter (#27)
Turtle is completely overmatched.
#32. To: Turtle, OliviaFNewton, Critter, Cynicom (#28)
Turtle is completely overmatched.
#35. To: X-15 (#32)
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#38. To: Turtle (#35)
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