But you are a covert under the bed one. That will bite. So you must be from the mean side. Sharp siders are kind hearted and give candy to children. They don't bite from under the dust ruffle.
Ha! I billions of them! She wouldn't have enough room in her entire house to store them!
Ew.. what makes you think she's storing them.
No. Dust Ruffle Turtle's are sent to the kitchen for indoctrination and adjustments. They are then humanely set loose to beg for lettuce from nice people.