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Title: Turtle's Hero
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Published: Dec 19, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-12-19 17:22:25 by Turtle
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#1. To: Cynicom, OliviaFNewton (#0)
Oh, I forgot.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
And also you two.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
And you three!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Dr. Scholls is his kryptonite!!
The 'Best Clips' track is hilarious. Zohan rules.
Yes, it is!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
My mom can smack you from any room in the house and you'll never see it coming. Never mess with the Figgs.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Yeah, my mom can do the same thing, so big deal!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Let's put them in the same room and watch what happens! Figgs got moves.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Guess what my last name is!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Wallace. But you are a covert under the bed one. That will bite. So you must be from the mean side. Sharp siders are kind hearted and give candy to children. They don't bite from under the dust ruffle.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) You figured my name out. ;-)
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
I told you about us Figgs. ;)
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) I told you about us Figgs. ;) Now I get it! I give you a "c" and a "t" and you can spell "cat"!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Sure, I bet that's what you meant.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) How about a "d" and a "g"?
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
How about a P and a K?
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) How you callin' a punk? I'll shoot you down like a duck! Maybe I mean a dog. I forget.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Maybe I mean a dog. I forget Figgs are chameleons. Too late Wallace. Mom has already stolen your bullets, and don't even think of having children. Your seed has been neutralized.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Ha! I got billions of them! She wouldn't have enough room in her entire house to store them!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
GMO bump. No more Turts. Pity.
Ew.. what makes you think she's storing them. No. Dust Ruffle Turtle's are sent to the kitchen for indoctrination and adjustments. They are then humanely set loose to beg for lettuce from nice people.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) No more Turts. Pity. Good turtles don't hide under dust ruffles to bite nice ladies. Bad turtles, must be managed.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) LOL!
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695)
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Turtle is completely overmatched. Kinda like... yeah... a turtle vs steamroller on a county road.
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. Turtle hasn't had a match since Marilyn Monroe. Snicker.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
You mean a dust ruffle turtle has taste in music? No way. You have cliff notes. Nice early Mayer.. And no, that's not a horse.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Turtles I can take, monsters.. another story. :)
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Turtle needs to leave his alter-ego and write us some insightful information, if any of those thoughts are still possible after being caught, killed, and cooked. Cheers.
Turtle hasn't had a match since Marilyn Monroe. Snicker. These two would BREAK you and throw what's left of you off that mountain in the background: Snicker. Or a date. ;)
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) That's me on the right. And yes, done deed. So, where were we? Turtle Soup?
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Turtle prefers women like this.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
I think I was maybe -5 years old when she was around. So there.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
I can point you to a whole nest of them.. hehehehehe.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Blechh!! No venus-flytrap effect going on there. Some men pay good money to get abused by their kind....
So there. You lie like a rug!
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Ha! Obviously does not recognize the Duras sisters, Klingon hotties from Star Trek!
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
No, I did recognize them. They reside at the Robins nest. Head Robin is just the bestest!
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Turtle just turned 13, and is very smart and cute to boot.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
uh-oh.. peter pan syndrome. Ahoooga ahooooga.. dive dive dive.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) True. I swear it's true.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695) Turtle is heterosexual.
Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.
Mama always said, never trust a dust ruffle turtle.
"Wherever a Knave is not punished, an honest Man is laugh'd at." -- George Savile (1633-1695)
#2. To: Critter, X-15 (#0)
#3. To: Olf Friend (#0)
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
Who the heck's Zohan?
#6. To: lodwick (#5)
The 'Best Clips' track is hilarious.
#7. To: Turtle (#1)
Oh, I forgot.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#8. To: OliviaFNewton (#7)
My mom can smack you from any room in the house and you'll never see it coming. Never mess with the Figgs.
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Yeah, my mom can do the same thing, so big deal!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#10. To: OliviaFNewton (#9)
Figgs got moves.
#11. To: Turtle (#10)
Guess what my last name is!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#12. To: OliviaFNewton (#11)
#13. To: Turtle (#12)
You figured my name out. ;-)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#14. To: OliviaFNewton (#13)
You figured my name out. ;-)
#15. To: Turtle (#14)
Now I get it! I give you a "c" and a "t" and you can spell "cat"!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#16. To: OliviaFNewton (#15)
Sure, I bet that's what you meant.
#17. To: Turtle (#16)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#18. To: OliviaFNewton (#17)
How about a P and a K?
#19. To: Turtle (#18)
I'll shoot you down like a duck!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#20. To: OliviaFNewton (#19)
(Edited)
Mom has already stolen your bullets,
#21. To: OliviaFNewton, Turtle, all (#19)
Your seed has been neutralized.
#22. To: OliviaFNewton (#19)
Mom has already stolen your bullets, and don't even think of having children. Your seed has been neutralized.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#23. To: Turtle (#20)
Ha! I billions of them! She wouldn't have enough room in her entire house to store them!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#24. To: lodwick (#21)
GMO bump.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#25. To: X-15 (#22)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#26. To: OliviaFNewton (#23)
Turtle is invincible.
#27. To: Turtle, OliviaFNewton (#26)
Turtle is invincible.
Used Tires Schenectady, NY
#28. To: Critter (#27)
Turtle is completely overmatched.
#29. To: Turtle (#26)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#30. To: Critter (#27)
Turtle is completely overmatched. Kinda like... yeah... a turtle vs steamroller on a county road.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#31. To: Turtle (#28)
#32. To: Turtle, OliviaFNewton, Critter, Cynicom (#28)
Turtle is completely overmatched.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#33. To: Turtle (#28)
Turtle hasn't had a match since Marilyn Monroe.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#34. To: X-15 (#32)
These two would BREAK you and throw what's left of you off that mountain in the background:
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#35. To: X-15 (#32)
#36. To: OliviaFNewton (#33)
Or a date. ;)
#37. To: Turtle (#35)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#38. To: Turtle (#35)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#39. To: Turtle (#36)
I think I was maybe -5 years old when she was around.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#40. To: OliviaFNewton (#37)
I can point you to a whole nest of them.. hehehehehe.
#41. To: Turtle (#40)
Ha! Obviously does not recognize the Duras sisters, Klingon hotties from Star Trek!
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#42. To: OliviaFNewton (#39)
You lie like a rug!
#43. To: OliviaFNewton (#41)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#44. To: Turtle (#42)
Turtle just turned 13, and is very smart and cute to boot.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#45. To: X-15 (#43)
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
#46. To: OliviaFNewton (#44)
uh-oh.. peter pan syndrome.
#47. To: Turtle (#46)
Turtle is heterosexual.
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
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