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Title: 'Sex chip' being developed by scientists
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Published: Dec 22, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-12-22 11:12:38 by PSUSA
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By Chris Irvine Last Updated: 8:36AM GMT 22 Dec 2008

The chip works by sending tiny shocks from implanted electrodes in the brain.

The technology has been used in the United States to treat Parkinson's disease.

But in recent months scientists have been focusing on the area of the brain just behind the eyes known as the orbitofrontal cortex - this is associated with feelings of pleasure derived from eating and sex.

A research survey conducted by Morten Kringelbach, senior fellow at Oxford University's department of psychiatry, found the orbitofrontal cortex could be a "new stimulation target" to help people suffering from anhedonia, an inability to experience pleasure from such activities. His findings are reported in the Nature Reviews Neuroscience journal.

Neurosurgery professor Tipu Aziz, said: "There is evidence that this chip will work. A few years ago a scientist implanted such a device into the brain of a woman with a low sex drive and turned her into a very sexually active woman. She didn't like the sudden change, so the wiring in her head was removed."

He added however that the current technology, which requires surgery to connect a wire from a heart pacemaker into the brain, can cause bleeding and is "intrusive and crude".

He continued: "When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas. It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed.

"In 10 years' time the range of therapies available will be amazing – we don't know half the possibilities yet."

An electronic machine, named the Orgasmatron, taken from the 1973 Woody Allen film Sleeper, is already under development by a North Carolina doctor, who is modifying a spinal cord stimulator to produce pleasure in women.

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#1. To: PSUSA (#0)

An electronic machine, named the Orgasmatrontaken from the 1973 Woody Allen film Sleeper, is already under development

Men are rapidly outliving their usefulness to women. All part of the Manifesto.

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IndieTX  posted on  2008-12-22   13:44:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IndieTX (#1)

It will be like those experiments with monkeys choosing heroin over food and starving to death. Each woman will have her own little portable sybian. But to be honest, if they came up with the same thing for men, we'd use it too.

I think they are counting on that. Imagine how much easier people would be controlled when they can orgasm at the press of a button... Sure, take away more of my rights, just leave the happy box alone...

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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”

PSUSA  posted on  2008-12-22   13:49:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: palo verde, ALL hot sexy insane beotches (#0)

speaking of sex

22. To: packrat1145, ALL (#0)

(article) Bush, Cheney comforted troops privately - Met with thousands of war injured, kin

thank you for posting this, Packrat
I give Bush so much credit, he is a real mench
Love, Palo

palo verde  posted on  2008-12-22   13:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace

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palo is insane, but like's the nook-nook ;-)

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-12-22   13:51:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Rotara (#3)

I miss Palo, sorry she left here.


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who

farmfriend  posted on  2008-12-22   13:53:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: farmfriend (#4)

I miss Palo, sorry she left here.

Was she always neocon bat shit crazeeee ?

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-12-22   13:56:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Rotara (#5)

Was she always neocon bat shit crazeeee ?

She was pro Ron Paul when she posted here. You might research her posts to see for yourself. As for crazy, well Palo herself would admit that she is a little off. She has a very sweet nature though and means no harm to anyone.


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who

farmfriend  posted on  2008-12-22   14:02:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: farmfriend (#6)

She was pro Ron Paul when she posted here.

Was she always neocon bat shit crazeeee ?

And she worships Jorge the Decider. That would be a "Yes" then. ;-)

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-12-22   14:04:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Rotara, christine, Original_Intent, lodwick, TwentyTwelve (#7)

I don't remember her ever being pro Bush. The change would be a surprise to me. Perhaps she is easily swayed by those around her but that would surprise me also. Maybe someone else remembers better than I.


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who

farmfriend  posted on  2008-12-22   14:07:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: farmfriend (#8)

palo was so anti-clinton/democrats that she flipped to the GOP and bush. she was anti jr over the iraq war back when but always believed that gore and the dems tried to steal the 2k election from him. she used to gush over bush sr too. thought he was a great president.

christine  posted on  2008-12-22   14:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#9)

LOL shows you what I know. Thanks for the clarification.


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who

farmfriend  posted on  2008-12-22   14:30:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Rotara (#7)

And she worships Jorge the Decider. That would be a "Yes" then. ;-)

Palo used to like Ron Paul.

I never knew she liked Bush.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2008-12-22   14:31:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: IndieTX (#1)

Men are rapidly outliving their usefulness to women

for real women, this could never replace the real thing.

christine  posted on  2008-12-22   14:31:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: PSUSA (#0)

they developed this for men several thousand years ago its called consiousness. although im pretty sure some men dont even have to be consious to get horny :-)

Americans used to roar like lions for liberty. Now they bleat like sheep for security

freepatriot32  posted on  2008-12-22   14:36:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: christine (#12)

Men are rapidly outliving their usefulness to women

for real women, this could never replace the real thing.

I was being facetious. :) But yep..you are correct, thank goodness.

Law Enforcement Against Prohibition


"Corporation: An entity created for the legal protection of its human parasites, whose sole purpose is profit and self-perpetuation." ~~ IndieTx

Countries Without a Draft circa 2001 (You'll need this soon if you have kids)

RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP

IndieTX  posted on  2008-12-22   14:40:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: IndieTX (#14)

Slutty Women Ready To Settle Down With Nice Guys.wmv

--------------> NSFW!!!!!!!! <---------

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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”

PSUSA  posted on  2008-12-22   15:06:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: PSUSA (#0)

orbitofrontal cortex

Ahhh...now Turtle understand why he is the way he is.

Republicans believe in abortion -- they just wait until they're born and then call them 'collateral damage'.

Turtle  posted on  2008-12-22   15:21:21 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: IndieTX (#1)

A little more tweaking, and voila, not only an orgasm but a sex tax instantly wired from your doohickey to Central Accounting.

Just like the Monty Python skit, they'll figure out a way to tax "thingie".

"This is a farewell kiss, you bitch!" shouted Mr Zaidi. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq."

swarthyguy  posted on  2008-12-22   15:54:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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