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Title: Lone Ranger tells Silver
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John "Birdman" Bryant
URL Source: http://www.thebirdman.org/
Published: Jul 27, 2005
Author: N/A
Post Date: 2005-07-27 14:28:08 by 1776
Keywords: Ranger, Silver, tells
Views: 65
Comments: 6
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. Poster Comment: Anybody get this joke? What is the punch line?
The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request."
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time...I said BRING POSSE!
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#1. To: 1776 (#0)
The horse has a hearing problem.
We should thank the Nazis for giving us all those stark, frightening images. How else we gonna learn not to act like that? On the other hand, monkey see...
What is funny about this I wonder!
Anybody get this joke? What is the punch line? Silver thought he said a five letter word that begins with a 'p' and ends with a 'y.'
What? "Patty"? "Putty"? What? Sheesh, all the fuss over a cute little pussy cat. Shocked I am, truly....
#2. To: christine, zipporah, CappsMadness, Jethro Tull, lodwick (#0)
#3. To: 1776 (#0)
for the last time...I said BRING POSSE!
#4. To: Grumble Jones (#3)
 | Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise. |
#5. To: Elliott Jackalope (#4)
Sheesh, all the fuss over a cute little pussy..... :D
What? "Patty"? "Putty"? What?
#6. To: 1776 (#0)
LOL. this is one i get. ;)
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