It has come to my attention that the folks in Brazil are not really crazy about their neighbors, the Argentinians. Here is a popular joke in Brazil, hope you like it. A Brazilian was sitting having his breakfast in a hotel. An Argentinian comes in chewing gum and sits down near to the Brazilian and tries to start a conversation.
Argentinian: Do you eat the whole slice of bread, even the crust?
Brazilian (not happy about this development): Certainly.
Argentinian: We don´t. We eat only the middle and collect all the crusts in a container, then we process it and transform the crusts into croissants and sell it to Brazil.
The Brazilian listens quietly while the Argentinian insists: Do you eat this jam with the bread?
Brazilian: Certainly.
Argentinian: We don´t. We eat fresh fruit for breakfast and we take all the peels and seeds and rinds and collect them in a container, process it into jam and sell it to Brazil.
Brazilian: And what do you do with a condom after you use it?
Argentinian, We throw it away of course!
Brazilian: We don´t. We collect them in a container, process them into chewing gum and sell the finished product to Argentina.