So, you start hopping around the room like the kangaroo on the bottle label? ;-)
The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit! -Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
There you go! That's it. Turtle needs a nice cartoon logo made up of a dancing/hopping turtle, maybe carrying a umbrella or something. Once he has that nice logo, he can have coffee cups and hats and sweatshirts and all kinds of stuff made up to sell on CafePress.com. I love it.
Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise.