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Title: Chicken Police?
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY
Published: Jan 8, 2009
Author: oolaliz
Post Date: 2009-01-08 19:11:32 by OliviaFNewton
Keywords: None
Views: 496
Comments: 27

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#1. To: OliviaFNewton (#0)

lmao!

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-01-08   19:13:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: Critter (#1)

lmao!

:) LOL... !

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   19:19:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: OliviaFNewton (#2) (Edited)

15 of my neighbors chickens had taken up residence under my carport for the last couple of weeks. Every afternoon, when I get home, the dog gets out of the truck, starts sniffing in their direction and they run him right out of there. lol

Now I have only 5 chickens living under there. My neighbor thinned the flock a bit. :)

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-01-08   19:24:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: Critter (#3)

15 of my neighbors chickens had taken up residence under my carport for the last couple of weeks. Every afternoon, when I get home, the dog gets out of the truck, starts sniffing in their direction and they run him right out of there. lol

Now I have only 5 chickens living under there. My neighbor thinned the flock a bit. :)

Ohhhhhh.. yikes.... Chickens are mean. Don't trust them~~~~ ;)

We had a chickadee in the backyard last week that decided a pile of seed belong to him. When any other bird got close, that little thing would kick their *ss. High Karate kicks. HaiiiiiiiYAH! I never knew little birds were like that.

It was funny though.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   19:34:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: OliviaFNewton (#4)

Chickens are mean. Don't trust them~~~~ ;)

I would go out there after they roost, and taunt them in my best chicken voice imitation...

Bwauck! Free chicken dinners! Bwauck bwauck!

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-01-08   19:43:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#6. To: Critter (#5)

I would go out there after they roost, and taunt them in my best chicken voice imitation...

Bwauck! Free chicken dinners! Bwauck bwauck!

ROFL!!!

That's bad!

Heeeeeeeere Stew. C'mon.

No wonder they plot against us.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   19:49:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#7. To: OliviaFNewton (#4)

I know a woman, raised on a farm, who when she was a little girl, looked both ways when she went outside, because the roosters would jump on her back.

Have pug, will laugh.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-08   19:52:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#8. To: OliviaFNewton (#6)

It used to piss me off cuz they would poop all over the place. Then I realized, nice compost material...

Now I just have to make some nest boxes so his chickens will lay eggs at my house and I will have it made. :)

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-01-08   19:54:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#9. To: Turtle (#7)

I know a woman, raised on a farm, who when she was a little girl, looked both ways when she went outside, because the roosters would jump on her back.

I believe it.

I am a chicken attack survivor.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   19:58:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#10. To: OliviaFNewton (#9)

I am a chicken attack survivor.

OH THE HUMANITY!

I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-01-08   19:59:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#11. To: Critter (#8)

It used to piss me off cuz they would poop all over the place. Then I realized, nice compost material...

Now I just have to make some nest boxes so his chickens will lay eggs at my house and I will have it made. :)

Oh yeah, good compost, but HOT stuff. Whew.. It'll eat your feet off. Ask my cousin Stumpy.

Now I just have to make some nest boxes so his chickens will lay eggs at my house and I will have it made. :)

Eggsellent plan ~~~ ;)

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:01:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#12. To: Critter (#10)

OH THE HUMANITY!

It's true. I don't talk much about it. No museum of chicken attack survivors because there is such a stigma about it. Normally people won't admit to it. We just carry on like normal folks and then, wham, the flashbacks hit, and you just have to warn people.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:03:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#13. To: OliviaFNewton (#0) (Edited)

Rabbit's Revenge

"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2009-01-08   20:04:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#14. To: FormerLurker (#13)

Silly Wabbit.. LOL!

Needs to put on a little Barry White music, and then, who knows......

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:11:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#15. To: OliviaFNewton (#14)

Needs to put on a little Barry White music, and then, who knows......

That or a bit of Dueling Banjos perhaps?

"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2009-01-08   20:21:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#16. To: FormerLurker (#15)

That or a bit of Dueling Banjos perhaps?

HAHAHAHAHA!! Okay. lol!!

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:25:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#17. To: OliviaFNewton (#16)

Some mood music...

"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2009-01-08   20:32:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#18. To: OliviaFNewton (#9)

I am a chicken attack survivor

cracking up :P

christine  posted on  2009-01-08   20:33:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#19. To: FormerLurker (#17)

What more can be said about that tune? Even the chicken sat down.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:42:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#20. To: christine (#18)

cracking up :P

Egg joke, right? LOLOL!!

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:42:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#21. To: OliviaFNewton (#20)

yoke, yes. ;)

christine  posted on  2009-01-08   20:45:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#22. To: christine (#21)

yoke, yes. ;)

lol :)

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-08   20:45:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#23. To: octavia (#0)

bttt

AIPAC/PNAC/ADL/NAACP/FEDERAL RESERVE/SPLC/JINSA/ACLU/CHRISTIAN ZIONISTS/AEI/FEDERAL MEDIA & HOLLYWOOD: Oh, those Islamofascists.

wbales  posted on  2009-01-08   21:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#24. To: OliviaFNewton, turtle, critter (#0)

Rabbit takes Chicken

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who

farmfriend  posted on  2009-01-08   22:43:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#25. To: farmfriend (#24)

Is that rabbit back again? LOL!

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-09   9:51:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#26. To: OliviaFNewton. all (#0)

The 'Crazy Cat' video is a hoot also.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-01-09   10:07:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#27. To: lodwick (#26)

The 'Crazy Cat' video is a hoot also.

So cute.

"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian

OliviaFNewton  posted on  2009-01-09   10:12:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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