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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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#1. To: Turtle, All (#0)
Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne.
LOL! Get rid of that and get you a regular-sized bottle of Azzaro. That's all you need.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Well, I was trying to be semi kind. Turtle does have some very bad hygiene habits.
That is what I thought. You are very kind to Turtle.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. A turtle has four little armpits, you know. He needs a little extra "splash" to stay attractive to the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.
Turtle has been known to drag a hundred dollar bill around trailer parks before. I had hoped he had mended his ways, but alas....
Hundred dollar bills? Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there. >(;^{)>
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh
The Smithsonian archeology staff called, they want their late 20th century cultural ephemera display back...
I hope he's checking ID.
Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75. Har T Har har har
He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)
You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images.
LOL! Maybe they could swap out and make change for an eighteen. ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. It looks like you have been pwned, Turtle! LOL!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. I hear they'll go all the way for one of them "goofballs."
LOL!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. I think I see Turtle sulking in his little hidey hole.
Nah. That ain't like Turtle to do that. Call out the guard!!!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.
Have pug, will laugh.
Couldn't even give it away, huh? How sad.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Nonsense.. Turtle been sulking all day because his friends have been exposing him as a fraud when it comes to females....fraud...fraud...
Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.
Have pug, will laugh.
Azzaro? My wife was looking to buy a new bottle of cologne for me, but she wants to know if you think it would mask that 'old people smell'...(not sure what she means).
You live pretty high for a turtle. How do you afford it?
How do you afford it? Turtle is massively endowed...brain-wise. He also goes heavy on the Kai Karate. Chicks dig Hai Karate.
Have pug, will laugh.
Turtle sure knows how to swing.
Actually, I prefer Puig Lavender. The chicks love it even better than Hai Karate.
Have pug, will laugh.
A likely story, that. Just not very likely.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Azzaro is great. I reckon it must mask that smell, seems to work ok for me.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!! Your King has spoken.
"Miscellaneous is always the largest category."--Walter Slovotsky
Calling James a retard????? Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.
The village retard. Don't mess with Turtle's army, you'll both be really sorry. I also got a new pug and I'm not afraid to use it.
"Miscellaneous is always the largest category."--Walter Slovotsky
I'll consider that a qualified endorsement, and will check this product out later...thanks!
Your King has spoken. Your visage, though wondrous to behold in all it's complex hideousness, does not bring to mind any king that I know, or know of. I have spoken.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. So it is written, so it shall be done.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Sopa de tortuga !
4um Traitor Speak English, dammit, this isn't France! Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Speak English, dammit, this isn't France! Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain. NO! 4um Traitor
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#2. To: Turtle (#0)
Lord Acton
#3. To: Cynicom (#1)
Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne.
Lord Acton
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?
#5. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#4)
Well, I was trying to be semi kind.
Lord Acton
#6. To: Cynicom (#4)
(Edited)
#7. To: randge (#6)
the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.
#8. To: Cynicom (#7)
Lord Acton
#9. To: James Deffenbach, turtle (#8)
Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there.
#10. To: Turtle (#0)
back in '74
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#11. To: Cynicom (#9)
#12. To: randgeTurtle, James deffenbach (#11)
I hope he's checking ID.
#13. To: randge, Cynicom, All (#11)
I hope he's checking ID.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#14. To: X-15, Esso (#13)
He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)
#15. To: Cynicom (#9)
Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh
Lord Acton
#16. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#12)
Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75.
Lord Acton
#17. To: James Deffenbach (#15)
#18. To: randge (#17)
Lord Acton
#19. To: James Deffenbach, randge, X-15 (#18)
#20. To: Cynicom (#19)
Lord Acton
#21. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#2)
#22. To: Turtle (#21)
Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.
Lord Acton
#23. To: Turtle (#21)
(Edited)
Turtle just got home
#24. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#23)
#25. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#26. To: Turtle (#24)
#27. To: randge (#26)
You live pretty high for a turtle.
#28. To: Turtle (#27)
#29. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
Azzaro.
#30. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#24)
Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.
Lord Acton
#31. To: who knows what evil (#25)
Azzaro? My wife was looking to buy a new bottle of cologne for me, but she wants to know if you think it would mask that 'old people smell'...(not sure what she means).
Lord Acton
#32. To: James Deffenbach (#30)
A likely story, that. Just not very likely.
#33. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach (#32)
SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!
#34. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#33)
Calling James a retard?????
#35. To: James Deffenbach (#31)
Azzaro is great. I reckon it must mask that smell, seems to work ok for me.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#36. To: Turtle (#32)
SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!
Lord Acton
#37. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#33)
Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.
Lord Acton
#38. To: James Deffenbach (#37)
(Edited)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#39. To: Rotara, James Deffenbach (#38)
Sopa de tortuga !
#40. To: Turtle (#39)
Sopa de tortuga !
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
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