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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Jan 9, 2009 Author: YouTube Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle Keywords: NoneViews: 887 Comments: 51
Poster Comment:I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life. It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.
Poster Comment:
I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life.
It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.
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#1. To: Turtle, All (#0) Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne. Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 7:57:44 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #3. To: Cynicom (#1) Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne. You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings? James Deffenbach posted on 2009-01-09 8:44:06 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #4. To: James Deffenbach (#3) You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings? Well, I was trying to be semi kind. Turtle does have some very bad hygiene habits. Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 8:52:58 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #6. To: Cynicom (#4) (Edited) A turtle has four little armpits, you know. He needs a little extra "splash" to stay attractive to the girls he trucks in from the trailer park. randge posted on 2009-01-09 9:37:13 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #7. To: randge (#6) the girls he trucks in from the trailer park. Turtle has been known to drag a hundred dollar bill around trailer parks before. I had hoped he had mended his ways, but alas.... Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 9:55:01 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #8. To: Cynicom (#7) Hundred dollar bills? Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there. >(;^{)> James Deffenbach posted on 2009-01-09 12:18:34 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #9. To: James Deffenbach, turtle (#8) Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there. Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 16:01:37 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #11. To: Cynicom (#9) I hope he's checking ID. randge posted on 2009-01-09 16:14:33 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply #13. To: randge, Cynicom, All (#11) I hope he's checking ID. He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-) X-15 posted on 2009-01-09 16:21:21 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply Replies to Comment # 13. #14. To: X-15, Esso (#13) He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-) You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images. scrapper2 posted on 2009-01-09 16:24:54 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply End Trace Mode for Comment # 13. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne.
Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 7:57:44 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne. You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?
You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-01-09 8:44:06 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings? Well, I was trying to be semi kind. Turtle does have some very bad hygiene habits.
Well, I was trying to be semi kind.
Turtle does have some very bad hygiene habits.
Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 8:52:58 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
A turtle has four little armpits, you know. He needs a little extra "splash" to stay attractive to the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.
randge posted on 2009-01-09 9:37:13 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
the girls he trucks in from the trailer park. Turtle has been known to drag a hundred dollar bill around trailer parks before. I had hoped he had mended his ways, but alas....
the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.
Turtle has been known to drag a hundred dollar bill around trailer parks before. I had hoped he had mended his ways, but alas....
Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 9:55:01 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
Hundred dollar bills? Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there. >(;^{)>
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-01-09 12:18:34 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there. Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh
Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there.
Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh
Cynicom posted on 2009-01-09 16:01:37 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
I hope he's checking ID.
randge posted on 2009-01-09 16:14:33 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
I hope he's checking ID. He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)
He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)
X-15 posted on 2009-01-09 16:21:21 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#14. To: X-15, Esso (#13) He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-) You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images. scrapper2 posted on 2009-01-09 16:24:54 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply End Trace Mode for Comment # 13. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-) You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images.
You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images.
scrapper2 posted on 2009-01-09 16:24:54 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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