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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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Views: 897
Comments: 51

Poster Comment:

I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life.

It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.

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Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   7:57:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle uses "swamp water" for cologne.

You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   8:44:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You'd rate it as high as that or are you just saying that to keep from hurting Turtle's feelings?

Well, I was trying to be semi kind.

Turtle does have some very bad hygiene habits.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   8:52:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

A turtle has four little armpits, you know. He needs a little extra "splash" to stay attractive to the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   9:37:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

the girls he trucks in from the trailer park.

Turtle has been known to drag a hundred dollar bill around trailer parks before. I had hoped he had mended his ways, but alas....

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   9:55:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Hundred dollar bills? Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there.   >(;^{)>

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   12:18:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Ha! I heard he was dragging 2's and 5's through there.

Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   16:01:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I hope he's checking ID.

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   16:14:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I hope he's checking ID.

Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75.

Har T Har har har

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   16:18:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75.

It looks like you have been pwned, Turtle! LOL!

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   18:24:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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