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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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Views: 892
Comments: 51

Poster Comment:

I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life.

It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.

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LOL! Get rid of that and get you a regular-sized bottle of Azzaro. That's all you need.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   8:42:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:20:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle just got home

Nonsense..

Turtle been sulking all day because his friends have been exposing him as a fraud when it comes to females....fraud...fraud...

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   19:24:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:34:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You live pretty high for a turtle.

How do you afford it?

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   20:29:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You live pretty high for a turtle.

How do you afford it?

Turtle is massively endowed...brain-wise.

He also goes heavy on the Kai Karate. Chicks dig Hai Karate.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   20:39:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle sure knows how to swing.

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   20:46:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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