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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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Views: 852
Comments: 51

Poster Comment:

I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life.

It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 39.

#2. To: Turtle (#0)

LOL! Get rid of that and get you a regular-sized bottle of Azzaro. That's all you need.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   8:42:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:20:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle just got home

Nonsense..

Turtle been sulking all day because his friends have been exposing him as a fraud when it comes to females....fraud...fraud...

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   19:24:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:34:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.

A likely story, that. Just not very likely.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   9:53:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

A likely story, that. Just not very likely.

SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!

Your King has spoken.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   10:04:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!

Calling James a retard?????

Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-10   10:11:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   11:45:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Sopa de tortuga !

Rotara  posted on  2009-01-10   11:47:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Sopa de tortuga !

Speak English, dammit, this isn't France!

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   11:51:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#40. To: Turtle (#39)

Sopa de tortuga !

Speak English, dammit, this isn't France!

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

NO!

Rotara  posted on  2009-01-10 11:55:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10 16:12:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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