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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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Views: 873
Comments: 51


Poster Comment:

I laid in 400 gallons of this stuff back in '74. It might be enough to last me the rest of my life.

It's just one of the reasons I get the chicks, like, in truckloads.

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#11. To: Cynicom (#9)

I hope he's checking ID.

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   16:14:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: randgeTurtle, James deffenbach (#11)

I hope he's checking ID.

Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75.

Har T Har har har

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   16:18:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: randge, Cynicom, All (#11)

I hope he's checking ID.

He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-01-09   16:21:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: X-15, Esso (#13)

He is: all women must have their AARP card in proper order ;-)

You and Esso have a way with words that often conjure up hilarious images.

scrapper2  posted on  2009-01-09   16:24:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Cynicom (#9)

Well, he did try a three dollar bill once, three of his so called "chicks" were holding for a six dollar bill. heheheheh

LOL! Maybe they could swap out and make change for an eighteen. ahaha.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   18:22:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#12)

Turtle is very strict about age, no one under 75.

It looks like you have been pwned, Turtle! LOL!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   18:24:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: James Deffenbach (#15)

I hear they'll go all the way for one of them "goofballs."

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   18:25:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: randge (#17)

LOL!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   19:02:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: James Deffenbach, randge, X-15 (#18)

I think I see Turtle sulking in his little hidey hole.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   19:04:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Cynicom (#19)

Nah. That ain't like Turtle to do that. Call out the guard!!!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   19:20:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#2)

Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.

Have pug, will laugh.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:20:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Turtle (#21)

Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.

Couldn't even give it away, huh? How sad.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-09   19:23:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Turtle (#21) (Edited)

Turtle just got home

Nonsense..

Turtle been sulking all day because his friends have been exposing him as a fraud when it comes to females....fraud...fraud...

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-09   19:24:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#23)

Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.

Have pug, will laugh.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   19:34:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

Azzaro? My wife was looking to buy a new bottle of cologne for me, but she wants to know if you think it would mask that 'old people smell'...(not sure what she means).

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2009-01-09   19:55:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Turtle (#24)

You live pretty high for a turtle.

How do you afford it?

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   20:29:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: randge (#26)

You live pretty high for a turtle.

How do you afford it?

Turtle is massively endowed...brain-wise.

He also goes heavy on the Kai Karate. Chicks dig Hai Karate.

Have pug, will laugh.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-09   20:39:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Turtle (#27)

Turtle sure knows how to swing.

randge  posted on  2009-01-09   20:46:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

Azzaro.

Actually, I prefer Puig Lavender.

The chicks love it even better than Hai Karate.

Have pug, will laugh.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   7:22:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#24)

Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.

A likely story, that. Just not very likely.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   9:53:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: who knows what evil (#25)

Azzaro? My wife was looking to buy a new bottle of cologne for me, but she wants to know if you think it would mask that 'old people smell'...(not sure what she means).

Azzaro is great. I reckon it must mask that smell, seems to work ok for me.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   9:54:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: James Deffenbach (#30)

A likely story, that. Just not very likely.

SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!

Your King has spoken.

"Miscellaneous is always the largest category."--Walter Slovotsky

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   10:04:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach (#32)

SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!

Calling James a retard?????

Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-10   10:11:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#33)

Calling James a retard?????

The village retard.

Don't mess with Turtle's army, you'll both be really sorry.

I also got a new pug and I'm not afraid to use it.

"Miscellaneous is always the largest category."--Walter Slovotsky

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   10:17:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: James Deffenbach (#31)

Azzaro is great. I reckon it must mask that smell, seems to work ok for me.

I'll consider that a qualified endorsement, and will check this product out later...thanks!

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2009-01-10   10:17:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Turtle (#32)

SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!

Your King has spoken.

Your visage, though wondrous to behold in all it's complex hideousness, does not bring to mind any king that I know, or know of. I have spoken.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   11:44:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#33)

Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   11:45:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: James Deffenbach (#37) (Edited)

Sopa de tortuga !

4um Traitor
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-01-10   11:47:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Rotara, James Deffenbach (#38)

Sopa de tortuga !

Speak English, dammit, this isn't France!

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   11:51:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Turtle (#39)

Sopa de tortuga !

Speak English, dammit, this isn't France!

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

NO!

4um Traitor
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-01-10   11:55:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: who knows what evil (#35)

Azzaro is my favorite but there is another one I like pretty well too and it is not expensive. It is Pinaud Clubman After Shave Lotion.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   11:56:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Rotara (#38)

Sopa de tortuga !

LOL! And what wine would you recommend with that gross "cuisine"?

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   16:10:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#39)

Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.

Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   16:12:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: James Deffenbach, Turtle (#43)

Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.

hehehehehehehe

James gotcha...

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-10   16:17:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#43)

Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.

Turtle is massively embrained and can kill anyone with one brain cell. So both of you better watch it.

That one brain cell is ten times what both of you have put together.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   16:47:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Turtle (#45)

Turtle is massively embrained and can kill anyone with one brain cell.

Well, "you can't touch dis" cause I have more than one. So there too.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   18:21:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: James Deffenbach (#46)

Well, "you can't touch dis" cause I have more than one

I'm sure you have exactly two brains cells, which you use to rub together.

Ha ha! Turtle pwns JD! Checkmate! Game over!!!!!

Enough is as good as a feast.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   18:41:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Turtle (#45)

A turtle's brain is small.

randge  posted on  2009-01-10   18:42:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: randge (#48)

A turtle's brain is small.

Not THIS Turtle.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-10   18:53:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Turtle (#49)

No. Not this turtle.

This turtle is . . . unique.

randge  posted on  2009-01-10   19:15:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Turtle (#47)

I'm sure you have exactly two brains cells, which you use to rub together.

Ha ha! Turtle pwns JD! Checkmate! Game over!!!!!

It seems your knowledge has no beginning. I have at least twice that many. Turtle, pwned again!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-10   19:24:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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