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Title: The Cologne Turtle Uses
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Published: Jan 9, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-01-09 07:17:34 by Turtle
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Views: 919
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#2. To: Turtle (#0)
LOL! Get rid of that and get you a regular-sized bottle of Azzaro. That's all you need.
Turtle just got home and is amused at the comments. I'll have all you know Hai Karate is the best cologne ever, and I've got about 399 gallons left to prove it.
Nonsense.. Turtle been sulking all day because his friends have been exposing him as a fraud when it comes to females....fraud...fraud...
Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.
A likely story, that. Just not very likely.
SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!! Your King has spoken.
Calling James a retard????? Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.
So it is written, so it shall be done.
Sopa de tortuga !
Speak English, dammit, this isn't France! Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.
Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.
Turtle is massively embrained and can kill anyone with one brain cell. So both of you better watch it. That one brain cell is ten times what both of you have put together.
Well, "you can't touch dis" cause I have more than one. So there too.
I'm sure you have exactly two brains cells, which you use to rub together. Ha ha! Turtle pwns JD! Checkmate! Game over!!!!!
Ha ha! Turtle pwns JD! Checkmate! Game over!!!!! It seems your knowledge has no beginning. I have at least twice that many. Turtle, pwned again!
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#21. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#2)
#23. To: Turtle (#21)
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Turtle just got home
#24. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#23)
#30. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#24)
Turtle's current girlfriend, who loves Hai Karate.
#32. To: James Deffenbach (#30)
A likely story, that. Just not very likely.
#33. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach (#32)
SILENCE, VILLAGE RETARD!!!
#37. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#33)
Turtles the world wide will unite in rebellion and make Turtle soup of you, King or no King. Great fun will be had by all. So there.
#38. To: James Deffenbach (#37)
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#39. To: Rotara, James Deffenbach (#38)
Sopa de tortuga !
#43. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#39)
Your King grows annoyed and shall soon kill you with His brain.
#45. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#43)
Never heard of anyone being killed by anything that tiny that wasn't a virus.
#46. To: Turtle (#45)
Turtle is massively embrained and can kill anyone with one brain cell.
#47. To: James Deffenbach (#46)
Well, "you can't touch dis" cause I have more than one
#51. To: Turtle (#47)
I'm sure you have exactly two brains cells, which you use to rub together.
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