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(s)Elections See other (s)Elections Articles Title: War Nerd’s Interview Tips for General Nkunda I just found the perfect job for myself: media consultant for General Laurent Nkunda. Now theres a job with perks. And General, you need me. I know you need me because I just saw an interview with you in the Huffington Post. And even though you answered all the questions totally right, General, you just showed how you dont understand the insane, childish way these people think. A cynical reader might wonder why any western journo bucked the BBC boycoott on interviewing Tutsi or giving their side of the story. Maybe theyre honest? For once? Or brave? No such luck. Just get that idea right out of your head. Its just an old tribal loyalty, Euro colonizer for native allies, coming out again. The clue for a serious war nerd is the interviewers name, Georgianne Nienaber. Remember, being a serious war buff means clawing and scratching for every clue. What we have here is a French first name, Georgianne, with a Dutch-sounding last name, Nienaber. Which tells us this is a Belgian. The Belgians and the Tutsi, Nkundas people, go way back. So thats why shes sympathetic: not because shes braver or smarter than the usual rat pack of journalist but because her tribe and his used to be allies. The problem with the interview is that Nkunda is way too smart and too sane to work effectively with the Western press, even when theyre trying to be sympathetic. Thats the problem for the Tutsi in general: theyre behaving rationally, trying to create a working nation like the European countries did, only now the psycho descendants of those Europeans are fucking Africa up one more time. Last time around, they did it with bayonets and gallows; this time around theyre doing it with pity and niceness. Its hard to tell which is worse. See, Nkunda thinks that hes supposed to answer the actual questions that this Belgian lady asks him. Mistake! If you dont mind, General, allow me to offer some tips on dealing with these nutcases. Lets take the first Q&A in the interview as an example: Question. Would you say that you have been portrayed in a negative way in Western media? Nkunda. They cut my voice and they speak on my behalf. Journalists tell what they think will be sensational. Now General, permit me to offer you, free gratis and for nothing, my advice on what you did wrong and how you should have answered this question. I mean, technically you did a fine job. You answered the question, even got specific about how the Western media portrays you negatively, with that bit about how they cut my voice and they speak on my behalf. Now thats a very good answer; in fact its an old BBC trick, that faked-up voice thing, they used to do the same thing with IRA people, they always do it to people they dont like. But the average idiot wont know that. In fact, they dont even want to know. They dont want answers, they want boo-hoo-ery. Thats all that counts here. So please, next time dont waste any time actually answering the question. Thats not how it works. Go directly to the boo-hooing. Just yell, Victim! Were the victims! We had to watch two-thirds of the Rwandan Tutsi hacked to death while the West did nothing! You bastards! And then when when our little guerrilla force stomped the way bigger Rwandan Army and liberated our people, all of a sudden the UN came in to take care of the same poor Rwandan refugees whose clothes were still soaked with the blood of Tutsi children theyd hacked to death! Because (a) thats simple enough for even a Western journalist to get, and (b) its the absolute, disgusting truth. Please, General Nkunda, dont make the mistake of talking honestly to these people again, like they were grownups. Theyre not. Africans are grownups; these people are just big spoiled babies. Cry at them, scare them, make them whimper. Thats all they understand.
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#1. To: Ada (#0)
The first rule: always claim you're a victim.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Always Hitler's gambit. Even as so transparent a lie with respect to his Poland invasion, people are well trained to believe what the establishment will tell them even as the stench fill the room.
:) Great piece.
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