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Title: Turtle's Booty is Frozen, or, Al Gore is a Buffoon
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Published: Jan 15, 2009
Author: The Frozen Brain of Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-15 16:32:54 by Turtle
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When I got up this morning, it was zero, 14 below with the wind chill. When I started my van, the belt was so cold and stiff it squealed for three or or four seconds. The oil, at that temperature, has the thickness of honey. The transmission fluid isn't much better. The van was sloooowwww for the first two minutes, then started to warm up. I live in Missouri, not known as the coldest state. I can't remember the last time it was this cold. Must have been ten years ago. What happened to global warming? I guess it's over, an we're back to global cooling. Dang. Al Gore, you are a complete and utter fool, so shut up.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Al Gore, you are a complete and utter fool, so shut up. What I am still waiting for, is someone to explain this to me.. When I was in grade school, all they could talk about, was the next Ice Age that was coming and real soon.. Heck, I spent my whole childhood, looking for Ice Bergs to over take, the north part of the US. Now all I hear, is that we're all going to bake up, in this Global Warming crap.. So which is, dammit!!!!
Global cooling/warming is caused by natural cycles of the sun. We've been out of global warming for a while and are back into global cooling. If appears to have something to do with the number of sunspots.
In politics there is no murder.
What happened to global warming? I guess it's over, an we're back to global cooling. Dang.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
#3. To: Refinersfire (#2)
#4. To: Refinersfire, X-15, turtle (#2)
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who
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