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Published: Jan 15, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-01-15 16:58:08 by PSUSA
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#1. To: All (#0)
Just kidding. Women are OK. usually... well sometimes... .
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
90% of them shouldn't allowed anywhere near a steering wheel.
In politics there is no murder.
And yet you allow them to play with your most sensitive bits? Interesting bit of dichotomy here. I mean, if they mess up my car, I can take it to the shop...
#2. To: PSUSA (#0)
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
 | Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#4. To: Elliott Jackalope (#3)
But if a bad one gets nasty stuff on your dipstick no amount of BrakeKleantm is gonna get it off... I didn't just post that...
Interesting bit of dichotomy here. I mean, if they mess up my car, I can take it to the shop...
Bring on the Depression. Bring it the F*** ON! If digging ditches and eating beans for a few years is what it takes for me to see some worthless sacks of crap bankers and politicians living in sack cloth and being spat upon by my fellow Americans well... where's my shovel?!?!
#5. To: Elliott Jackalope (#3)
There's no steering wheel down there. And they better not talk on the cellphone!
And yet you allow them to play with your most sensitive bits?
In politics there is no murder.
#6. To: Axenolith (#4)
They used gasoline in WW2. I wonder what was worse, the disease or the cure. .
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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
#7. To: Turtle (#2)
You got thay right! A man applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed too qualified for the job. 'Look Sir,' said the foreman, 'have you any actual experience in picking lemons?' 'Well, as a matter of fact, yes!' he replied.? 'I've been divorced three times.'
90% of them shouldn't allowed anywhere near a steering wheel.
#8. To: PSUSA (#0)
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who
#9. To: PSUSA (#0)
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started...... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... So, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "'Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday... And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started....
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who
#10. To: PSUSA, Turtle, Esso (#0)
Problem women?? Buy them the "Guantanamo Special": 
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#11. To: PSUSA (#0)
RF looks around.. good, nobody saw me come in here.. I'll just back up slowly and act as if I didn't see a thing... Nope, not a thing, not me..
#12. To: farmfriend (#9)
Those were good! I got a good laugh out of them!
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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
#13. To: X-15 (#10)
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer bought some things like that and Marge said "I dont know what you have planned for tonite, but you can count me out!"
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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
#14. To: PSUSA (#0)
I am woman with BS in mathmatics from Purdue. I can testfy that when you marry late in life( Disclaimer: I love my hubby and he is a true nurturing soul, but with an ex-wife from hell) you get a man with attachments: i.e. MAN= BAGGAGE SQUARED (with ex-wife major variable unknown to the second power and progeny variable unknown defined by linear equation.)
#15. To: farmfriend, REDPANTHER (#8)
ROFLMFAO!
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition Countries Without a Draft circa 2001 (You'll need this soon if you have kids) RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP 
"Corporation: An entity created for the legal protection of its human parasites, whose sole purpose is profit and self-perpetuation." ~~ IndieTx
#16. To: octavia (#14)
i.e. MAN= BAGGAGE SQUARED (with ex-wife major variable unknown to the second power and progeny variable unknown defined by linear equation.) You're right. I pick on women occasionally, in good humor usually but also sometimes in aggravation, but we men have our problems too. IT's not always about the baggage either. .
I am woman with BS in mathmatics from Purdue. I can testfy that when you marry late in life( Disclaimer: I love my hubby and he is a true nurturing soul, but with an ex-wife from hell) you get a man with attachments:
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Nehemiah 4:14 And I looked and arose and said to the nobles and to the officials and to the rest of the people, “Do not be afraid of them. Remember the Lord, who is great and awesome, and fight for your brothers, your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your homes.”
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