The number of movie remakes and sequels over the past decade or so has established the current crop of filmmakers as the most unoriginal lot to ever shout Action! Welcome to the remake of The Karate Kid. The storyline of the redux will roughly follow that of the original. However, the role of the Mr. Miyagi-esque character will be played by Jackie Chan. Of course, you cant have a Karate Kid flick without a victimized youngster, and Im sure you know what that means - a Negro. Jaden Smith, son of rapper/actor Will Smith, will take on the role made iconic by Ralph Macchio.
Some questions: 1) How many evil, wicked, racist European American bullies (I know, I know - its redundant) will be on the receiving end of the opened cans of whoop-a_s? 2) How many nooses will be displayed? 3) Will there be any white pointy hoods? 4) Any Confederate flags?