In the Year of Our Lord sometime in the pretty near future I hope, Turtle was crowned King and immediately hanged several thousand traitors, then kicked out all the illegal immigrants and most of the legal ones from the Third World, closed down the Federal Reserve and 90% of the federal government, closed down all the military bases around the world, stopped all our wars and brought our troops home, fired 90% of all police and armed all the citizens, deregulaated the economy and cut taxes 90% (oh, and closed down the IRS), then spent the rest of his time drinking wine, growing roses and chasing the babes. And peace and happiness reigned over all.