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Title: Turtle's Government Job
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Published: Jan 20, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-01-20 19:26:35 by tom007
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
http://www.bellmuseum.org/herpetology/turtleroad.html
"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian
I hope cynicom isn't driving down that road.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" He would swerve. I would too. What is that machine looking thing in your tag?
"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian
Inertial guidance gyro for the obsolete peacemaker ballistic nuclear missile. I think it would look great in my living room.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" That's much cooler than what I guessed. It would be a very nice conversation piece. I was thinking it was a futuristic helmet hair dryer, or spiffy bowling ball washer.
"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian
I could see that...
Would you like a smaller one for your sig line? I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. I could see that... If you had that in your livingroom, imagine the friends you would have.
"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian
What? A bowling ball washer? You can make more friends with one of those? Is that what I have been doing wrong all these years?
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. Now I don't want to get in dutch with the Inertial guidance gyro for the obsolete peacemaker ballistic nuclear missile people. You have to wonder what those guys have as their livingroom conversation pieces. This is probably why abstract art was invented. Really, where can you go from there. Things preserved in fermaldehyde? Who wants to look at that over cocktails.. With a bowling ball washer, you have participants rather than looky-loos. This is a big plus at a successful party.
"Where once a tyrant had to wish that his subjects had but one common neck that he might strangle them all at once, all he has to do now is to 'educate the people' so that they will have but one common mind to delude." -- Richard Mitchell (1929-2002) Professor at Glassboro State College, NJ, author, founder and publisher of The Underground Grammarian Source: The Underground Grammarian
Yes, Thanks. It was too big for the living room.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#2. To: OliviaFNewton, cynicom (#1)
#3. To: tom007 (#2)
I hope cynicom isn't driving down that road.
#4. To: OliviaFNewton (#3)
#5. To: tom007 (#4)
Inertial guidance gyro for the obsolete peacemaker ballistic nuclear missile. I think it would look great in my living room.
#6. To: OliviaFNewton (#5)
or spiffy bowling ball washer.
#7. To: tom007 (#4)
Inertial guidance gyro for the obsolete peacemaker ballistic nuclear missile.
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#8. To: Refinersfire (#6)
or spiffy bowling ball washer.
#9. To: OliviaFNewton (#8)
If you had that in your livingroom, imagine the friends you would have.
Used Tires Schenectady, NY
#10. To: Critter (#9)
What? A bowling ball washer? You can make more friends with one of those? Is that what I have been doing wrong all these years?
#11. To: Critter (#7)
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