Out of a sense of noblesse oblige, Turtle is opening up a charity for those less fortunate than He is in the Brain department. I am using the transporter to make copies of my Brain, which I will offer for free to the less mentally endowned. I am calling it "McBrains."
I plan on making copies of my other organs, also for those less endowed than I am. One charity I will call "McWeezers." Unfortunately, most guys would rather have a Weezer than Brains.
Fortunately, Turtle has much to spare in both departments.