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Title: Turtle Opens Up Charity for Underpriveleged
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Published: Jan 22, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-22 17:42:47 by Turtle
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Out of a sense of noblesse oblige, Turtle is opening up a charity for those less fortunate than He is in the Brain department. I am using the transporter to make copies of my Brain, which I will offer for free to the less mentally endowned. I am calling it "McBrains." I plan on making copies of my other organs, also for those less endowed than I am. One charity I will call "McWeezers." Unfortunately, most guys would rather have a Weezer than Brains. Fortunately, Turtle has much to spare in both departments.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Unadulterated horsefeathers.
You are just envious of Turtle's McEndowedness.
In politics there is no murder.
i am an Ordained Minister in the First Church For Complimentary Breast Exams, 401-C3. For fifty dollars you will receive a Certificate of Divinity, and gold embossed Fellowship Card and a hat.
if a people will not prosecute officials who subvert and violate the constitution, then the constitution has no authority over officials. Gengis Gandhi, Troubled Genius
Proof?????????????????????
In politics there is no murder.
Turtle belongs to Turtle Brainius Giganticus and needs prove nothing to those less evolved.
In politics there is no murder.
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
#5. To: Cynicom (#4)
Proof?????
#6. To: Cynicom (#4)
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