And, he's performing a valuable service for the people by setting up traps that honest cops need have no fear of, but that dirty cops fall into every time!
Turtle has never had a police officer ask to search his vehicle but will give consent because Turtle's car looks like a pigsty and if they want to go throgh all that trash and two-year-old French fries and dog poop, go ahead.
They won't find anything because Turtle stopped smoking "reefer" and buying "lids" when he graduated high school, and never kept the stuff in a car anyway.
Turtle's ex was hysterical about the condition of Turtle's now-deceased Cavalier and spent $20 buying cleaning supplies and two hours cleaning while, all the while yelling, "Look at all this dirt! You're a PIG!!!"