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Title: Turtle's Ex Once Called Turtle "a Pig"
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Published: Jan 25, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-25 07:31:40 by Turtle
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Views: 367
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Turtle does not particularly believe in cleaning the inside of cars. If women want to do it for me, that's fine. Turtle's now-deceased Cavalier, which went to Chevy Heaven with 480,000 miles on it, was comfortably filled with French fries, salad, paper mapkins, paper cups, empty pens, junk mail, empty tea bottles, candy wrappers, and other things which I have forgotten or have been in it for so long they are no longer recognizable. My ex once bought a bunch of cleaning supplies and spent hours cleaning the car and throwing out Turtle's riches. She told me I was a pig and compared me to the Peanuts character Pigpen. She also said she hated my car and was going to have it towed off and crushed into a cube. When the car died she cheered and was happy that Turtle bought a Ford Windstar van. She had yet to see the inside of the van. Heh heh heh.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
A bag of fries will keep for quite a while once they dry out.
I married a girl once, cuz she cleaned my car. Well that and she gave good... uhmm... you now...
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise. "That was so.....professional!", Critter says to her. "Would you marry me?" "*GULP*....I thought you'd never ask!", she squeals..... "YUP, she's a keeper alright!" puppy says.
I order all of you to clean the inside of my van. Right now! Pronto!
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Can't have too many mapkins in the car. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
mapkins Can't have too many mapkins in the car. : ) Shut up and get busy cleaning my van. "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
No can do.....I steer clear of the creepy vans. This is a job for mutant ninja turtles since there is reason to believe multiple toxic and perhaps radioactive substances are lurking in the creepy van. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
TurtlePig
LOL
changing the puppet does not change the play.
I'll vaporize the brain right out of your head, not that you'll miss it, being that it is the size of a walnut and doesn't work anyway, but you'll look funny with your head collapsed to the size of Zippy the Pinhead's. "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Both of you just shut up!
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Ummm.....don't you possess a dead VW Thing?? What's lurking in the seats/floorboards of that 'project'??? :)
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
Diner Schenectady, NY
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
"It is like a trance. So what can break a trance? The only thing that can break the trance is the light of truth."
~ Canadian Philosopher John McMurtry as he comments on the psychological warfare that has afflicted us all
#4. To: Critter (#2)
I married a girl once, cuz she cleaned my car. Well that and she gave good... uhmm... you now...
#5. To: abraxas, christine, farmfriend, purplerose (#0)
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
mapkins
#7. To: abraxas (#6)
#8. To: Turtle (#7)
get busy cleaning my van.
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
#10. To: Jethro Tull (#9)
#11. To: abraxas (#8)
No can do.....I steer clear of the creepy vans.
#12. To: Jethro Tull, farmfriend (#9)
#13. To: abraxas, Turtle (#6)
-Alex Kurtagic
#14. To: X-15, abraxas, Turtle (#13)
In Lime Green no less. And it's sorta dead - 3 cylinders still fire - most of the time. Ummm.....don't you possess a dead VW Thing??
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